hey d/l

[Howe_zat]

Hey.

 

[Teja.]

dl

Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you ,
cybersurfin
so when you gon' call me?
(flirtin)
when you gunna come thru?
(whats your fantasy?)
All i wanna do is download
When you gunna let me download?
Shawty up shawty down low
when you gunna let me download?


Im on myspace and its type late
my baby got me number one on his top eight
its computer love
we dont mind to hate
they just myspace freaks tryna find a date
We up all night ,havin cybersex
he chat ,i chat though we neva met
He said he wanna explore me like tha internet
its like a orgasm everytime he send a text
He wanna download
He likes to download
lil kim songs and put em on his ringtone
he even got my screen saver on his iphone
i get more hits than a t-inzone
we goin back and forth
sendin emails
he a thug so i hit em' on his gmail
his sense of humor got me writin L-O-L
i sent pictures of myself straight to tha cell

shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin
so when you gun' call me?
when you gun' come thru?
all i wanna do is download
when you gun' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gun' let me download?

He been lookin at my ***y pics
said he diggin my ***y hips
he wanna kiss my ***y lips
and download me on his floppy disk
lil kim is the only one on his mind
he wanna come thru and put me on his hard drive
three o'clock in the morning ,we be online
others send friend requests
but they get denied
he type i miss you
i type back to let him know the feelings mutual
its just myspace love
but its beautiful
he love to watch my videos on youtube
hey ,its like everytime i log on
i get so turned on
computer love playin in tha back
the only one that have me up all night long
feel like a fantasy
chemistry is so strong


Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when you gon' call me?
when you gon' come thru
all i wanna do is download
when you gon' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when you gon' let me download?


I'm hopin you look like your pictures do
and when i see you
up close and personal
so i cant touch you
Late night
like an insomniac
im here now
grab me where my hard drives at?
i meant what i said when i typed that
lil mama scream my name if you like that
aint nothin like computer love


Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when you gon' call me?
when you gon' come thru
all i wanna do is download
when you gon' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when you gon' let me download?


screamin all night
till we go sign out
where we go from here?
well we gun' find out
i gave him my number
i got his number
thas how it is with computer love
if you a myspace freak thro it up one time
come thru show a little love one time
browsin for my friend
my baby's not around
so hit me up if you online right now


Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when yu gun' call me?
when yu gun' come thru
all i wanna do is download
when yu gun' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gunn' let me download?

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Teja, your iPod must seriously be full of the most heinous **** hey.

 

[Jono]

Yep, especially since I've heard he stores his photos of Benchy there too

 

[Teja.]

@sbi

Well played.



Shameless googling ftr.

 

[Teja.]

Monkey Man

Yep, especially since I've heard he stores his photos of Benchy there too

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true

I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled it on through

Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey...

 

[Shri]

aaaaaarrrrrrrgh

 

[Teja.]

Argh! - Map

aaaaaarrrrrrrgh

Stumbling down the busy street
Passed the people I am too scared to speak to
Of all the girls I have walked passed here
Maybe some of them were destined to fall in love with me
But I ruined it all this time
I ruined it all by being too afraid to say hi
My millionth connection is followed by my millioneth rejection
I just can't be doing dealing with this bull**** anymore
So I'll stay inside until someone decides
To fall in love with me and come up to me and tell me
Girls are so ****ing complicated
Why can't I talk to them
They're only organisms

 

[GIMH]

I'm like a little bitty kid with a real big mouth
And you're gonna have to catch me if you wanna wash it out
Coz I'll be standing on the corner
Calling you names
With my juvenile skills and delinquent games
Coz I'm a fast mother****er
Let me tell you bout it sucka
**** with me and I'll **** your mother
Your sister too and your best girlfriend
I'll line em up and put em end to end
I'll stick it in, I'll pull it out
I'll grab your face and then I'll *** in your mouth
Coz it tastes good, don't it?
It tastes good, and you know it, ow!!

Rose/Stradlin/Slash/McKagan

 

[PhoenixFire]

Drag him out your window
Dragging out your dead
Singing I miss you
Snakes and ladders
Flip the lid
Out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards
Get up get the gunge
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you ****er dance you ****er
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face
Take it with the love is given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the taxman
Let me back let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror
At the face you don't recognize
Help me call the doctor
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children
If I don't pay the ransom
But I'll never see them again
If I squeal to the cops
No no no no no no no:
Walking like giant cranes ah
With my x ray eyes i strip you naked
In a tight little world and why are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and sunday papers.
City boys in first class
Don't know we're born little
Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Someone else always does always pick it up
Get over get up get over
Turn the tape off.
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up
Calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
Steal all my children
If I don't pay the ransom
But I'll never see them again
If I squeal to the cops
So I'm just gonna'

Yorke, Greenwood, Greenwod, O'Brien, Selway