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    hey d/l



    Hey.
    Every 5 years we have an election and have to decide who are the least obnoxious out of all the men. Then one gets in and they age really quickly. Which is always fun to watch.

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    dl

    Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you ,
    cybersurfin
    so when you gon' call me?
    (flirtin)
    when you gunna come thru?
    (whats your fantasy?)
    All i wanna do is download
    When you gunna let me download?
    Shawty up shawty down low
    when you gunna let me download?


    Im on myspace and its type late
    my baby got me number one on his top eight
    its computer love
    we dont mind to hate
    they just myspace freaks tryna find a date
    We up all night ,havin cybersex
    he chat ,i chat though we neva met
    He said he wanna explore me like tha internet
    its like a orgasm everytime he send a text
    He wanna download
    He likes to download
    lil kim songs and put em on his ringtone
    he even got my screen saver on his iphone
    i get more hits than a t-inzone
    we goin back and forth
    sendin emails
    he a thug so i hit em' on his gmail
    his sense of humor got me writin L-O-L
    i sent pictures of myself straight to tha cell

    shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
    cybersurfin
    so when you gun' call me?
    when you gun' come thru?
    all i wanna do is download
    when you gun' let me download?
    shawty up shawty down low
    when yu gun' let me download?

    He been lookin at my sexy pics
    said he diggin my sexy hips
    he wanna kiss my sexy lips
    and download me on his floppy disk
    lil kim is the only one on his mind
    he wanna come thru and put me on his hard drive
    three o'clock in the morning ,we be online
    others send friend requests
    but they get denied
    he type i miss you
    i type back to let him know the feelings mutual
    its just myspace love
    but its beautiful
    he love to watch my videos on youtube
    hey ,its like everytime i log on
    i get so turned on
    computer love playin in tha back
    the only one that have me up all night long
    feel like a fantasy
    chemistry is so strong


    Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
    cybersurfin'
    so when you gon' call me?
    when you gon' come thru
    all i wanna do is download
    when you gon' let me download?
    shawty up shawty down low
    when you gon' let me download?


    I'm hopin you look like your pictures do
    and when i see you
    up close and personal
    so i cant touch you
    Late night
    like an insomniac
    im here now
    grab me where my hard drives at?
    i meant what i said when i typed that
    lil mama scream my name if you like that
    aint nothin like computer love


    Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
    cybersurfin'
    so when you gon' call me?
    when you gon' come thru
    all i wanna do is download
    when you gon' let me download?
    shawty up shawty down low
    when you gon' let me download?


    screamin all night
    till we go sign out
    where we go from here?
    well we gun' find out
    i gave him my number
    i got his number
    thas how it is with computer love
    if you a myspace freak thro it up one time
    come thru show a little love one time
    browsin for my friend
    my baby's not around
    so hit me up if you online right now


    Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
    cybersurfin'
    so when yu gun' call me?
    when yu gun' come thru
    all i wanna do is download
    when yu gun' let me download?
    shawty up shawty down low
    when yu gunn' let me download?
    Isnít it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Ė Douglas Adams



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    The reason people don't cheer for India is nothing to do with them being number one

    It's because Teja is a ****, FTR

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    Teja, your iPod must seriously be full of the most heinous **** hey.

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    Yep, especially since I've heard he stores his photos of Benchy there too
    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.


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    @sbi

    Well played.



    Shameless googling ftr.
    Last edited by Teja.; 10-03-2011 at 09:54 AM.

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    Monkey Man

    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Yep, especially since I've heard he stores his photos of Benchy there too
    I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
    All my friends are junkies
    That's not really true

    I'm a cold Italian pizza
    I could use a lemon squeezer
    Would you do?

    But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
    By every she-rat in this town
    Have you, babe?

    Well, I am just a monkey man
    I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

    I was bitten by a boar
    I was gouged and I was gored
    But I pulled it on through

    Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
    I always have an unmade bed
    Don't you?

    Well, I hope we're not too messianic
    Or a trifle too satanic
    We love to play the blues

    Well I am just a monkey man
    I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

    I'm a monkey
    I'm a monkey
    I'm a monkey man
    I'm a monkey man
    I'm a monkey...

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    aaaaaarrrrrrrgh

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    Argh! - Map

    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    aaaaaarrrrrrrgh
    Stumbling down the busy street
    Passed the people I am too scared to speak to
    Of all the girls I have walked passed here
    Maybe some of them were destined to fall in love with me
    But I ruined it all this time
    I ruined it all by being too afraid to say hi
    My millionth connection is followed by my millioneth rejection
    I just can't be doing dealing with this bull**** anymore
    So I'll stay inside until someone decides
    To fall in love with me and come up to me and tell me
    Girls are so ****ing complicated
    Why can't I talk to them
    They're only organisms

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    I'm like a little bitty kid with a real big mouth
    And you're gonna have to catch me if you wanna wash it out
    Coz I'll be standing on the corner
    Calling you names
    With my juvenile skills and delinquent games
    Coz I'm a fast mother****er
    Let me tell you bout it sucka
    **** with me and I'll **** your mother
    Your sister too and your best girlfriend
    I'll line em up and put em end to end
    I'll stick it in, I'll pull it out
    I'll grab your face and then I'll cum in your mouth
    Coz it tastes good, don't it?
    It tastes good, and you know it, ow!!

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    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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    Drag him out your window
    Dragging out your dead
    Singing I miss you
    Snakes and ladders
    Flip the lid
    Out pops the cracker
    Smacks you in the head
    Knifes you in the neck
    Kicks you in the teeth
    Steel toe caps
    Takes all your credit cards
    Get up get the gunge
    Get the eggs
    Get the flan in the face
    The flan in the face
    The flan in the face
    Dance you ****er dance you ****er
    Don't you dare
    Don't you dare
    Don't you flan in the face
    Take it with the love is given
    Take it with a pinch of salt
    Take it to the taxman
    Let me back let me back
    I promise to be good
    Don't look in the mirror
    At the face you don't recognize
    Help me call the doctor
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    Put me inside
    I keep the wolf from the door
    But he calls me up
    Calls me on the phone
    Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
    Steal all my children
    If I don't pay the ransom
    But I'll never see them again
    If I squeal to the cops
    No no no no no no no:
    Walking like giant cranes ah
    With my x ray eyes i strip you naked
    In a tight little world and why are you on the list?
    Stepford wives who are we to complain?
    Investments and dealers investments and dealers
    Cold wives and mistresses
    Cold wives and sunday papers.
    City boys in first class
    Don't know we're born little
    Someone else is gonna come and clean it up
    Born and raised for the job
    Someone else always does always pick it up
    Get over get up get over
    Turn the tape off.
    I keep the wolf from the door
    But he calls me up
    Calls me on the phone
    Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
    Steal all my children
    If I don't pay the ransom
    But I'll never see them again
    If I squeal to the cops
    So I'm just gonna'

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    Last edited by PhoenixFire; 10-03-2011 at 12:36 PM.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.



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