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  • You Sunk My Battleship.

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Jarquis

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NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes, Monorail
Mr. Plow, Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud, Homer chubby

Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan,
Octuplets, and Bart's boy band.
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa's Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say!

They'll never stop The Simpsons,
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like:
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or how about a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, a-do-do-do-do-do

Sorry for the clip show
Have no fears, we've got story for years
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
My name's Lucy and I'm very sorry for messing around with Rich's cricketweb account. I've been told to say sorry to everyone. Lucy.
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
It's a similar feeling of curiosity to that when your friend says 'I've got a new girlfriend'.
 

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
It's not the weekend, unless Monday is the new Friday (well, I suppose it is for me and has been for about 7 years). And Lucy certainly, certainly isn't my girlfriend.

Nonetheless, if you really want, a couple of pics featuring the two of us. One of us looks utterly ****ing terrible in both of them, so both posted for equality's sakes.



And if you're wanting pics of tonight, I'm sorry, but that's not possible right now.
 
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Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Oh and BTW... because I've nothing else here for you. And just because it's easier than the truth. Oh if there's nothing else that I can do I'll fly for you.

And all the ladies tell the fellas "we can do what they do and we can do it even better in broken heels".
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes, Monorail
Mr. Plow, Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud, Homer chubby

Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan,
Octuplets, and Bart's boy band.
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa's Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say!

They'll never stop The Simpsons,
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like:
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or how about a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, a-do-do-do-do-do

Sorry for the clip show
Have no fears, we've got story for years
We didn't start the fiiiiiiiiiire
Was hoping to hear it to this, instead got some lame happy tune.
 

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