CRICKETWEB BIG BROTHER
Jessica Alba appears sitting on a chair, clearly the new "Gretel" of the CWBB. She says, "What's the twist, Big Brother?"
"Is it the house?"
"Is it the tasks?"
"Or is it.. the housemates?"
CWBB - assume there will be at least one knobhead. expect someone to walk around naked.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, the CricketWeb Big Brother is beginning. There will be a maximum of 14 housemates. In combined housemate/Big Brother roles will be benchmark and I.
We still haven't finalised how it will be run, but let's see who's interested. The prize money? $1000000. However there is a $1000000 fine for any coughing, sneezing, forgetting to wear your microphone and breathing.
HERE IS THE SIGN UP FOR
Why you think you should be in the house:
If you had a superpower, what would it be:
If there was prize money, what would you spend it on: