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    Forum facility request/idea

    Hey, I think this forum is in desperate need of a function that enables a user to cockblock posts/threads containing keywords from IP's posted from a specified region.

    As a very loose and general example.........

    Keywords - James and Anderson
    Region - Australia



    Please make this happen before I cop myself a life ban and or a prison sentence.

    Cheers.
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    I agree. We definitely need to cockblock Adders from talking about Anderson. 10/10 idea.
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    Can't believe you forgot you live in Australia

    This is a highlight in your posting career imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Can't believe you forgot you live in Australia

    This is a highlight in your posting career imo
    2 things Deeeemon.

    1) I don't think there is a cockblock function on any forum that would prevent one from seeing their own posts.

    2) I've made way worse threads/posts than this.

    Edit:

    How come cockblock was censored in this post but not the OP??
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    on it's own a **** is blocked, but when many cocks come together they cannot be cockblocked
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    You're a ****

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    Now I gotcha.....you're still a **** though
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    I've never blocked anyone on any forum, social media or even nuisance phone callers. Not even when I was being stalked. It spoils a lot of potential fun.

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    It can be done, but it would only work if CW is hosted on a cloud infrastructure...


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    The posting about Anderson has been trash. No need for a blanket ban on all aussies, simply redact any posts containing the word ‘Anderson’ or ‘Clouderson’ from the following:

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    As a safeguard I would recommend banning all five too, but I’ll leave that up to the mod to decide and trust that they’ll make the right decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furball View Post
    Throw in zorax and you have yourself a deal
    Not really noticed him on Anderson. Terrible contributor to the subbie though

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    The posting about Anderson has been trash. No need for a blanket ban on all aussies, simply redact any posts containing the word ‘Anderson’ or ‘Clouderson’ from the following:

    Stephen
    Son of Coco
    TNT
    TheJediBrah
    Shri

    As a safeguard I would recommend banning all five too, but I’ll leave that up to the mod to decide and trust that they’ll make the right decision.
    Slip Harsh a sneaky 5 under the counter and he'll ban all 10 of those guys.
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    No he'll just ban 10 people incorrectly
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