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    Sparks With Laser Beams On Their Heads

    Gloriously heading to another crushing defeat near you.

    TEAM (R8)


    1. Tharanga Paranavitana
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    3. Ricky Ponting
    4. -
    5. Michael Clarke
    6. Ryan ten Doeschate
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    9. Stuart Clark
    10. Jimmy Anderson
    11. Shane Bond
    do you think people will be allowed to make violins?
    who's going to make the violins?

    forever 63*

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    If they have laser beams on their heads, is that because snipers are about to shoot them?
    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad
    Healy's attempts at analysis are just so good. Earlier he listed the percentages of deliveries that Broad landed in the "good" "full" and "short" lengths, adding up naturally to 100, and concluded that he was so successful as a bowler because he got every ball to land in these areas.
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    Suggest a team name for my team, ****s.
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    The reason people don't cheer for India is nothing to do with them being number one

    It's because Teja is a ****, FTR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    If they have laser beams on their heads, is that because snipers are about to shoot them?
    Only one way to find out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Teja. View Post
    Suggest a team name for my team, ****s.
    You already did.
    Last edited by Spark; 29-04-2011 at 09:10 AM.


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    Nice tail

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    Protected by my awesome batting lineup tbf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    Protected by my awesome batting lineup tbf
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    [*]Ricky Ponting[*]-[*]Michael Clarke
    heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teja. View Post
    Suggest a team name for my team, ****s.
    Polar Bears with Serial Wanking Problems XI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcuss View Post
    heh.
    They'll gun it. You watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    polar bears with serial wanking problems xi.
    +1

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    Would've used that but I hate to recycle my abusing creativity considering there's so much of it overflowing.

    Before someone points out, I know it's deeply ironical that I made the above statement yet asked you guys to suggest a team name for my team.

    Considering naming it 'The Ishant Sharma Hate Club Rep. XI'. Thoughts?

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    First XI

    NT Paranavitana
    M di Venuto
    RT Ponting
    S Ganguly
    MJ Clarke
    R ten Doeschate
    M Wade
    S O'Keefe
    S Clark
    J Anderson
    S Bond

    ---

    B Lee
    P Dharmani

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    Index me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    First XI

    NT Paranavitana
    M di Venuto
    RT Ponting
    S Ganguly
    MJ Clarke
    R ten Doeschate
    M Wade
    S O'Keefe
    S Clark
    J Anderson
    S Bond

    ---

    B Lee
    P Dharmani

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    Index me.
    Fenoms - 1.22
    Sparks - 1.14
    Rejecting 'analysis by checklist' and 'skill absolutism' since Dec '09
    Rejecting 'selection deontology' since Mar '15
    'Stats' is not a synonym for 'Career Test Averages'

    Quote Originally Posted by hendrix: "Believe in yourself, even when you're trolling" View Post
    Bracewell's selection - given that he's seen as the green pitch specialist - means we've trolled ourselves with the pitch.

    It's very McCullum and a great way for him to bow out.


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    Furball seems to have lost half a point somewhere...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    Furball seems to have lost half a point somewhere...
    Yeah, I tried to calculate his in a separate spreadsheet to the CricSim ones but the formula kept getting messed up as I ported it over. Adding your teams to the end of the CPL teams gave the right figures.

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