The Funky Town Monkey Pimps
 

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Draft Picks

1. Jacques Kallis
2. Daniel Vettori
3. Simon Katich
4. Albie Morkel
5. Usman Khawaja
6. Vernon Philander

Lineup

1. Simon Katich (7)
2. .
3. Usman Khawaja
4. Jacques Kallis (6)
5. .
6. Albie Morkel (5)
7. Daniel Vettori (4)
8. .
9. Vernon Philander (3)
10. .
11. .

Or something
Willing to trade potentially, so speak to me people.

Will trade you my 16th round draft pick and this delicious doorstop for Jacques Kallis.

Pics of the doorstop?

http://www.eventcatering.ie/doorstep.jpg

Of course fat Jacques will go wherever the sandwich is.

No dice. Too much salad for Jacquesy boy.

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F15/090.jpg

Will require a Danish pastry in return FTR.

So a doorstop and your Round 16 pick for Jacques Kallis and a danish pastry?
You're taking the piss with with the Danish pastry, sorry.

No Danish, no deal.

Draft Picks
Jacques Kallis
Daniel Vettori
Simon Katich
Albie Morkel
Usman Khawaja
Vernon Philander
Kaushal Silva
Irfan Pathan

Lineup
Simon Katich (7)
.
Usman Khawaja
Jacques Kallis (6)
.
Albie Morkel (5)
Kaushal Silva
Daniel Vettori (4)
Irfan Pathan (2)
Vernon Philander (3)
.


Or something
Willing to trade potentially, so speak to me people

You looking for an allrounder?:laugh:

Want a specialist bat tbh

Draft Picks
Jacques Kallis
Daniel Vettori
Simon Katich
Albie Morkel
Usman Khawaja
Vernon Philander
Kaushal Silva
Irfan Pathan
Stiaan van Zyl

Lineup
Simon Katich (7)
.
Usman Khawaja
Jacques Kallis (6)
Stiaan van Zyl
Albie Morkel (5)
Kaushal Silva
Daniel Vettori (4)
Irfan Pathan (2)
Vernon Philander (3)
.

Irfan Pathan's stats in the last two years - 687 runs @ 38.16; 58 wickets @ 19.91... willing to trade for a batsman of reasonable quality.

Easily the best team.

awta.

Jacques Kallis
Daniel Vettori
Simon Katich
Albie Morkel
Usman Khawaja
Vernon Philander
Kaushal Silva
Mohammad Yousuf
Irfan Pathan
Stiaan van Zyl
Ryan Harris
Mat Sinclair
Jacob Oram
Makhaya Ntini
Seekkuge Prassana
Tatenda Taibu