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    Warwick Todd

    I just read the latest Warwick Todd book- 'Warwick Todd goes the Tonk' and it was really good. It is a good read and I recommend it. Did other people enjoy this and what are their favourite parts? My favourite part was the Shane Warne Collectors Item that is a clock that captures the moment...
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    Joel Garner story

    Joel Garner and friends were having a drink in an Australian hotel. At a nearby table a group of young ladies were obviously celebrating something. Eventually one of the girls came over. "You are Joel Garner aren't you?" "Yes Ma'am" Joel replied. "Look" she said, "We've noticed how tall...
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    repost

    The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'
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    A funny one

    Playing in a cricket match I was standing at the non-striker's end. The batsman at the other end was batting on 99 and was quite anxious to get to his century. The bowler bowled a fast full toss ball and in his excitement the batsman hit him for a straight drive. I saw the ball coming at me like...
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    New joke

    The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist. Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do? Doctor: 'Get another job.' Cricketer: 'I can't. I'm playing for England tomorrow !'
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    another joke

    What is the difference between Nasser Hussain and Suddam Hussain? Suddam has had more victories.
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    Heard about the new Ashes Trophy?

    Heard about the new Ashes Trophy? Yes, they say if England loses yet another series they're going to keep the bails and burn the players instead! :D [Edited on 12/21/01 by Hodgey]
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    Umpire hit

    Did anyone say umpire Venkat get hit by ponting on the 4th fay of the first test between aus and S.A? That would of hurt.
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    Free Super International Cricket

    A cricket game called 'Super International Cricket' that used to be on Super Nintendo can be downloaded from oneminuteleft.com as well as an emulator. Cricketweb.com probably won't put it on because of copyright scares but it is a good free game. :D
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    something funny i saw today

    I'm an aussie and I was watching the cricket today, Aus vs Nzl and the series is sponsored by Orange. I saw a banner in the crowd reading : ORANGES VS LEMONS
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    umpire jokes

    As the batsmen passed the man in the white coat, he said, "That was never LBW - you need glasses." And the man in the white coat replied, "so do you mate, I'm selling ice-cream." The captain of a team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire...
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    i like picking on the poms

    Q. What is England's best chance of a win in the second test at Lord's? A. Telling the Aussies the match is at Headingly. Q. Heard about the new Ashes trophy? A. Yes, if England lose another series they're going to keep the bails and burn the players instead. Q. How bad is the English batting...
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    an old but good joke

    An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.
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    newest joke

    The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.'
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    more jokes

    The two clubmen were talking. 'So you had a hard time explaining the cricket game to your wife, eh?' 'I certainly did. She found out I wasn't there.' 'That was the best innings I ever played,' said the young man. 'Well!' said his captain, 'you mustn't let that discourage you.' The teacher...
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    new joke

    The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.' 'Well, you're just the man for the job.'
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    english cricketer jokes

    Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all-rounder. :-) Q. What is the main function of the England coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. Why is Darren Gough the...

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