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  1. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    It's looking like the warm up matches could be partially/completely washed out. Will make for an interesting start to the series...assuming it starts.
  2. Son Of Coco

    Will England ever win the Ashes without a culture of endemic racism?

    I reckon they'll go for something more representative of this year's series, like a Ku Klux Klan member burning a cross in front of a picture of a flaccid ****.
  3. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    You've got most of this right. The only slight error is in your reference to Burns. What we'll really be doing is pissing ourselves laughing every time he takes strike, but then calling triple zero because we think he might be having a stroke.
  4. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    You've quite rightly recognised it as a privilege.
  5. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    I hope not.
  6. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    I think I paid about $85 for essentially the same seats last Ashes.
  7. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    I've bitten the bullet and am heading to the 1st day at The Gabba. I just want to get one event in before they open the borders and our state resembles '21 Days Later'. Another upside is the Barmy Army won't be there, or at least not is such great numbers. I assume there will be a few expat 50...
  8. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    I think they're just adding a feature to career mode where you can send a dick pic to a staff member of a state cricket organisation.
  9. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    They've known about it for 4 years...if they wanted to pick their own time to expose Paine, they had plenty of chances. Although, to be fair, it's highly likely they're full of fat, useless ****s who are suckling on the corporate teat, so you can hardly blame them for leaving this sitting there...
  10. Son Of Coco

    *Official* Yorkshire CCC racism crisis thread

    So the 'B' in JBP stands for Bull****?
  11. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    His brother in law moved on to coach at a private school. Most private schools would consider this sort of behaviour as meeting most of the selection criteria they outline in their job advertisements.
  12. Son Of Coco

    batting plans?

    Batting Plan for a Number 5 Let it rip!
  13. Son Of Coco

    Cherry Picking Stats

    To be fair, I really just seized on an opportunity to link to that thread. You have to take it when it comes.
  14. Son Of Coco

    Cherry Picking Stats

    There's already a thread for this: Cricketweb's Greatest Ever Thread
  15. Son Of Coco

    1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

    Very nice JBMAC. Here's one I came up with very recently There was a young man from Hobart Whose ***ting skills were described as 'an art' when things started to click he sent a dick pic In hindsight, a career-ending shart.
  16. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    There it is.
  17. Son Of Coco

    Road to the Ashes 2021/22

    Yeah, and you'd hope Cummins and co won't dish up the same platter of short, scattered **** that our bowlers served up back in 2010.
  18. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    This is one he sent when a co-worker asked for a pic of 'Joe Root's Knob'.
  19. Son Of Coco

    Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

    I stand with Tim. #getyourbatsout

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