***Official*** English Football Season 2020-21

[vcs]

Clubs will be looking to sign amputees to play in defence, the way things are going.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

@Pothas I concede defeat.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Clubs will be looking to sign amputees to play in defence, the way things are going.

Yep. Serie A last season was a sign that "aim for the hands" was going to become a proper tactic. It's rubbish.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I know we've got like 15 players out injured but this has been abysmal. Mahrez drives me mad, absolutely refuses to do anything but shoot from 25 yards.

 

[sledger]

You are now on the path of the righteous.

Edit: @smitteh

 

[vcs]

Liverpool will have the league won by December.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

this team

 

[sledger]

Arsenal's year

 

[grecian]

They should have taken Vardy off as soon as he started struggling, at his age he needs wrapping in cotton wool.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

3 penalties

 

[Spark]

Mendy probably should stick to Twitter

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Don't even know how to feel about this. The worst performance of the Pep era, almost certainly. I know we have 7 first teamers out but this has been laughable. So many glaring issues in the side, so many anonymous players.

 

[Uppercut]

Yeah City look like a team at the end of a cycle. Maybe needed a bit more turnover of players this summer. So hard to reboot with the same coach though, no one even tries it these days.

 

[grecian]

Micah Richards seems quite upset.

 

[Pothas]

Not actually seen any games this weekend but football seems so weird this season.

 

[Pothas]

Poor Emery. Villarreal fans probably hate him already.

 

[Furball]

Not actually seen any games this weekend but football seems so weird this season.

Sheffield United being ****e and not scoring and Man Utd getting a penalty are about the only normal things that have happened this weekend.

 

[Pothas]

I mean West Ham beating Wolves 4-0. What absolute nonsense is that.

 

[Uppercut]

I mean West Ham beating Wolves 4-0. What absolute nonsense is that.

That one was kinda coming, West Ham have been secretly good since lockdown and every team that played in Europe this summer looks physically wiped out.

 

[Pothas]

Wolves being thrashed just does not seem like a thing that happens.