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    Favourite Simpsons quotes...

    Homer: “You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”



    It's late and I can't think of any more at the moment...


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    Here's a few Homer classics :

    "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

    "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

    "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

    "Mmmm, free goo."

    And, of course "Ooooh. Floor pie!"

    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    I decided to cheat this time and look up some Simpsons quotes. OK, guys - who said each of these?
    Not sure how easy some of them are, but having read them through, I can hear voices...voices...voices (that's not a quote - that's LuckyEddie being silly)

    1. Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.

    2. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work!

    3. Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.

    4. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

    5. Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.

    6. Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks.

    7. The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE, and making a few bucks while you're at it.

    8. We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them "Kentuckians."

    9. No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt.

    10. I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy.



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    I reconize some of thoese just can't put a face to them, oh and I do know that number 6 is Bart from that Kids News thing (it was on TV a few weeks ago)


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    1. Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
    Apu when he comes back to work in the Kwik-E-Mart.

    4. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
    Homer.

    5. Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds.
    Monty Burns, when him and Lisa start recycling.

    7. The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE, and making a few bucks while you're at it.
    'Bleeding-Gums' Murphy.

    My favourite quote? Too many but one which comes to mind immediately:

    Me fail English? That's unpossible! -Ralph Wiggum.
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    1. Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying. Apu

    2. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work! Kent Brockman

    3. Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near. Lenard Neemoy

    4. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. Homer

    5. Ooh, don't poo-poo a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel... with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the polo grounds. Mr. Burns

    6. Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks. Bart Simpson

    7. The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel WORSE, and making a few bucks while you're at it.Bleeding Gums

    8. We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them "Kentuckians." Grampa Simpson

    9. No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt. Comic Book Guy

    10. I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy. Rev. Lovejoy

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    1. "doh"

    2."mmmm food"

    3." get over here you stupid boy" ( most of the time to bart )
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    How about these?

    Burns: Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
    Smithers: Uh... if YOU did it, sir...?

    Mulder:What's the point of this test, Scully?
    Scully: No point, I just he could stand to lose a little weight.
    Mulder: His jiggling...is...almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes..it's like a lava lamp.

    Homer: I sure could go for a hot dog right about now.
    Marge: Homer! This is a funeral!
    Vendor: HOT DOGS!
    Homer: WOO HOO!
    Marge: Do you just follow my husband around everywhere?
    Vendor: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

    Moe: The new fryer's here! I bought it used from the navy. You could flash-fry a buffallo in 40 seconds in that baby.
    Homer: 40 seconds?? But I want it now!

    Homer: Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow. Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!

    Marge: I'll just have a coffee.
    Australian Bartender: Beer it is.
    Marge: No, Cof-fee.
    Bartender: Be-er?
    Marge: Coffee. C-O-...
    Bartender: B-E...

    Skinner: Uh oh, two independent thought alarms in one day. The children are overstimulated. Willie remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.

    A classy show.

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    A brilliant effort, especially by 'Paid'.

    Now can anyone tell me which ONE Paid The Umpire got wrong?

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    Is it no. 10? I don't know the real answer if it is.

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    I think it is No. 8

    The answer is Monty Burns I surmise.
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    The Australian episode of the simpsons was a classic

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    its frustrating in N.Z they stopped all the weekdays 6;00 simpsons, i think they only play it on sundays now ! !! see tvnz is turning evil !

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    Number 8 is incorrect - well done David.

    (Your surname isn't Graveney is it? Because that would be consistent - the England number 8 is wrong too. Luckily, they told him in time to get up the M1 to Northampton)

    The answer is not Monty Burns, though. :P :P

    Second clue : the episode had production code 3F13

    Second real clue : the title was 'Lisa The Iconoclast'

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