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Old 11-11-2007, 10:02 PM   #7516 (permalink)
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Any of you Victorian jerks need some odd jobs doing around Melbourne?

And I don't mean your mothers.

I need work.

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Old 11-11-2007, 10:05 PM   #7517 (permalink)
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Any of you Victorian jerks need some odd jobs doing around Melbourne?

And I don't mean your mothers.

I need work.

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Old 11-11-2007, 10:09 PM   #7518 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2007, 10:17 PM   #7519 (permalink)
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Hehe, I knew that all along. I just refrained from using that "out". Just had a browse and saw Langeveldt was allowed back on so thought I'd log in and see if anyone in Melbourne could help at all.

Anyhoo, I'm weighing up whether to hang around in Melbourne doing temp office stuff or heading back to NZ, as a couple of job opportunities have sprung up back down south, where I wouldn't mind being.

Last week was massive - 10 of us from uni days met up for a five-year reunion at the Melbourne Cup. Here was our spot - 85m from the winning post...

Oaks day was even better - skirt everywhere.
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Hehe, I knew that all along. I just refrained from using that "out". Just had a browse and saw Langeveldt was allowed back on so thought I'd log in and see if anyone in Melbourne could help at all.

Anyhoo, I'm weighing up whether to hang around in Melbourne doing temp office stuff or heading back to NZ, as a couple of job opportunities have sprung up back down south, where I wouldn't mind being.

Last week was massive - 10 of us from uni days met up for a five-year reunion at the Melbourne Cup. Here was our spot - 85m from the winning post...

Oaks day was even better - skirt everywhere.
Am waiting for the real pictures of the skirt, TBH. And yes, Oaks was awesome.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:02 AM   #7523 (permalink)
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Am waiting for the real pictures of the skirt, TBH. And yes, Oaks was awesome.
I don't think anyone had a camera on Oaks Day - they may have, but I haven't seen the pics yet. I was too busy mixing the vodka we secreted in with the $6 Red Bulls on sale from the pubescent girls at the Schweppes stand.
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