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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    I got one.....

    There once was a **** named zorax

    I'm working on the rest, but I think I'm onto something good.
    I've got an Adders poem in the works.

    It's a love poem. Might cop an infraction for inappropriate sexual reference, but it's worth it to repair what we've lost </3
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    whatever its content, i'm reporting it you snitcher
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    A vote for him in BOTM
    Is enough to numb the pain
    The bitterness is certainly strong in this one.

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    his name is zorax
    makes me want xanax
    boy i hate his guts

    someone finish it i cbf

    sledger, sweeter than a summers day
    for him, surely we must all be gay
    surely you've seen him, posting thread to thread
    he really gets my dander up, boy i'd give him some good - - - -


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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    The bitterness is certainly strong in this one.
    Did you not vote for me because you 'didnt want to get kicked out before Zorax'?

    I'm quite pleased with that tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    his name is zorax
    makes me want xanax
    boy i hate his guts

    someone finish it i cbf

    sledger, sweeter than a summers day
    for him, surely we must all be gay
    surely you've seen him, posting thread to thread
    he really gets my dander up, boy i'd give him some good - - - -
    Lovely contribution. Beautifully put.
    You’re a gentle soul, Gnske.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Did you not vote for me because you 'didnt want to get kicked out before Zorax'?

    I'm quite pleased with that tbh.
    He didn’t vote for you because you’re a ****, mate.

    And I’m quite pleased with that tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    He didn’t vote for you because you’re a ****, mate.

    And I’m quite pleased with that tbh
    Nah his voting post says what I said

    Unless you're calling Adders a liar?

    In any case - you should probably stop posting in this thread unless you have a poem to contribute

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    a boy was he, his name was trundler
    the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
    "I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
    "You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

    we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
    only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
    one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
    the hookers and crack he got from James
    Last edited by Gnske; 11-05-2020 at 03:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Burgey's very old
    He's older than you or me
    He's older than CricketWeb
    He's older than most trees

    He's older than T20 cricket
    He's older than List A
    He's older than Kerry Packer
    He's older than Gideon Haigh

    He's older than broadcast TV
    He's older than the web
    He's older than space exploration
    He's even older than sliced bread

    He's older than Test cricket
    He's older than the mail
    He's older than colonisation,
    He even saw Discovery set sail

    He's older than civilization itself
    He's as old as old can be
    And It doesn't matter how old you are,
    You'll never be older than Burgey
    This one would've been good if you ended with something like "
    I like what I like, he's as old as can be,
    But as old as he gets, he never likes me."
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    420 BLAZE IT
    [Zorax on Burgey]
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    Wish I could articulate myself all over your face tbh
    And they say romance is dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Nah his voting post says what I said

    Unless you're calling Adders a liar?

    In any case - you should probably stop posting in this thread unless you have a poem to contribute
    That was a poem
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    a boy was he, his name was trundler
    the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
    "I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
    "You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

    we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
    only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
    one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
    the hookers and crack he got from James
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    a boy was he, his name was trundler
    the day came, his mother's heart torn so asunder
    "I browse day to day the cricket vBulletin" he said
    "You're done" she said "for my son is dead"

    we watched him grow with trembling anticipation
    only to watch him develop a perverse persuasion
    one of us is to blame, but lets not talk about names
    the hookers and crack he got from James

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    I wish i could be half arsed to get some flow and structure to these fmd thats jarring

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    I wish i could be half arsed to get some flow and structure to these fmd thats jarring
    Just steal song lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Just steal song lyrics.
    show me how its done, use a Rammstein number as an ode to watson

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