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    Paper vs bum-gun vs bidet vs hands to clean your backside

    Paper is disgusting and completely impractical and inferior to the other two in every way. Bum-guns are one of the all time great inventions
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    This thread is clearly an attempt by OS to introduce scat to CW through the backdoor (heh). Disgusting.

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    Oh man bum guns fo sho. But it's always nice to have some paper on hand to pat it dry.
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    We're having our bathroom renovated this month and I'm trying desperately to convince my housemate/landlord to go for a bum gun in there
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    I can't really wrap my head around how it's even possible to clean your **** properly with paper? And it gets all soggy its ****ing disgusting.

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    The only way the paper gets soggy is if your arse is like a broken faucet. For those of us who **** solid its not actually that big an issue
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    I am reminded of this great thread:

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    ATG post. Bum guns and good food are the only 2 things that make life in the SC worthwhile. Well, sometimes when it gets very hot your cornhole can get sterilized but that's a price worth paying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    I can't really wrap my head around how it's even possible to clean your **** properly with paper? And it gets all soggy its ****ing disgusting.
    Do you have perpetual dysentery over there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfighter View Post
    Do you have perpetual dysentery over there?
    Pretty much.

    But as harsh said, we use paper to wipe the bumgun water off our backside, not the actual ****.
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    As far as cleanliness is concerned, I refuse to believe that you can get your bum clean with just paper and no water.
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