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    Bum Gums are great as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hill View Post
    If you're shitting on the train or in the middle of the day at work, you're doing life wrong.
    a poo on company time is an underrated pleasure
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    I must say that the title of this thread is the sh°ttier version of rock, paper, scissors.

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    I went outside this morning and just got back from high pressure water cleaning the courtyard, and I have to say, upon further reflection, this thread is truly ****ed up.

    Itís a matter for everyone how they choose to live their life, but to me, if youíve got the cash to have an internet connection so you can post on a cricket website yet youíre still contemplating wiping your arse with your hand, could I suggest you maybe get a slightly cheaper data plan and invest in a roll of ****ing Sorbent?

    Seriously, wtf.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    How is using your hand a ****ing option in this thread? Wtf is wrong with you man?
    Most people in India prefer cleaning their ass with their bare hands. I'm not joking. Very versatile and effective way to do things if a bit disgusting.
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    You need to clap a cows c**t over your head and get a woolly bull to f**k some sense into you.

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    thats ****ed

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    It's how it is here bud. I'm surprised you people don't know this basic fact of the subcontinent. All anyone really needs around here is a mug.
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    the point of civilisation was to prevent having to do things like that

    one of the girls was going through her requirements she gave her parents to choose her husband the other day. same religion, older than her, same caste etc at the top of the list should have been 'wipes his arse like a human being'

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    jfc an indian girl has a crush on me too. im going to have to check she's a sanitary human being if this ends up going anywhere.
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    Every Indian poster has done it and if they say they haven't they're lying. Guys like zorax and daemon might be oblivious to this tho
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    do you know what's flexible, soft, good at wiping things down and protects your hands from touching poo?

    toilet paper

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    It's how we were designed though.

    The greatest thing ever to happen with our species is using our hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyCowCorner1 View Post
    It's how we were designed though.

    The greatest thing ever to happen with our species is using our hands.
    Yeah people used their hands to (make machines to) manufacture toilet paper so they weren't coming into contact with **** directly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    It's how it is here bud. I'm surprised you people don't know this basic fact of the subcontinent. All anyone really needs around here is a mug.
    Well Iím sorry, but just as you blokes told us you can call black blokes monkeys because itís fine in the SC and therefore you donít have to worry about what people elsewhere think, I want to say this is flat out ****ing disgusting and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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    God forbid your hand touches poop. Bunch of princesses.
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