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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    wat

    why wear underwear then
    Gross
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    Telling that the main contribution to this thread has been from posters based in Asia and the Subcontinent tbh.

    The posters from civilised countries, on the other hand, have felt no need to contribute because they have already attained an advanced level of sanitary procedure, and answers to questions like "how do I clean my anus properly?" are so obvious and self-evident that any discussion is entirely unnecessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    Doing your business in an Indian train is an extremely tricky task. Not only do you have to maintain perfect balance in the squat while the coach rocks back and forth, Indian Railways in all their wisdom have decided to chain that mug (who even steals a mug from a train toilet FFS?) to the wall. So the thing just doesn't reach where you want it to reach. All the time you're also hoping that the rickety latch on the door holds firm.
    why do you think they sell those water bottles at the railway station shops

    i used to get a massive 5 litre can to do the deed

    the things we do for a clean asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    o.0

    I'm picturing one of those giant water jets you use to clean the patio with
    If you do your business on the patio I guess your picturing is correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    why do you think they sell those water bottles at the railway station shops

    i used to get a massive 5 litre can to do the deed

    the things we do for a clean asshole
    Only in India eh? Sounds like a paradise.

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    I mean buying bottles of water to pour into your arse, good grief, sort your country out ffs

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    Gotta carry your own TP on Indian trains, guys. Not optional.
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    when in rome ****s

    water is fine for high fibre indian food

    tp if your diet is mostly meat
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    Quite fitting that sledger has the most number of posts in a thread about faeces
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    Shut it gweilo
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    Paper is disgusting and completely impractical and inferior to the other two in every way. Bum-guns are one of the all time great inventions
    How is using your hand a ****ing option in this thread? Wtf is wrong with you man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by trundler View Post
    ATG post. Bum guns and good food are the only 2 things that make life in the SC worthwhile. Well, sometimes when it gets very hot your cornhole can get sterilized but that's a price worth paying.
    You literally just said one of the only good things about living on the SC is cleaning your arse, as though doing so is somehow a luxury or a privilege.

    This is an extraordinary thread. Hard to believe cleaning your arse is such a big deal for people and not just something you do without having to think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    You guys been to Japan?

    The toilets have sprays built in, you can adjust the temperature and pressure and some even play music.

    Evolution of man is basically

    Don’t wash your butt > leaves > toilet paper > bum guns > bidets > japanese toilets
    They're called washlets and I'm posting from my one right now. Bow down peasants and take a whiff of my freshly perfumed anus.
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    I will re-shower in the morning if my routine goes out of whack, and especially if the day before had not been particularly fibrous.

    Generally my mornings are clockwork. Wake, fruit, toast, coffee, ****, shower, brush teeth, car, work. Everything in sequence means everything is clean.

    If you're shitting on the train or in the middle of the day at work, you're doing life wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    How is using your hand a ****ing option in this thread? Wtf is wrong with you man?
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