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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    A well calibrated bumgun gets everything and you don't need anything else.
    I struggle to believe this.

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    same, i just think os shaves his bum crack
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    Letting one rip with a shaved crack is an odd sensation too. It's certainly louder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrez View Post
    I struggle to believe this.
    I struggle to believe you've used one. With the right water pressure, it is literally perfect. Much more satisfying to use too, on top of being effective.
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    til trundler shaves his crack for unknown reasons and os likes to moisten the poo clinging to his butt hairs

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    I was just bored. Boredom makes you do weird things. But I shall digress from furthering that line of discussion.

    Also, at a decent pressure that really isn't a concern flem. You'd have to use one to know.

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    1. No one seems to have an opinion on the bidet
    2. Bum guns sound like a cool invention, though I doubt I will encounter one soon
    3. The people I have met from a certain East African country swear by basin and jug of water.
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    You guys been to Japan?

    The toilets have sprays built in, you can adjust the temperature and pressure and some even play music.

    Evolution of man is basically

    Don’t wash your butt > leaves > toilet paper > bum guns > bidets > japanese toilets
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burner View Post
    It's sometimes called a jet spray too. It looks like a gun hence bum gum.
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    I'm picturing one of those giant water jets you use to clean the patio with
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    My grandpa used to take a jug of water with him (or kept a jug filled with water) to the latrine in the backyard everytime he does his business.

    There is no other better alternative to water...
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    Did he then use the same one when he milked the cows?

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    Doing your business in an Indian train is an extremely tricky task. Not only do you have to maintain perfect balance in the squat while the coach rocks back and forth, Indian Railways in all their wisdom have decided to chain that mug (who even steals a mug from a train toilet FFS?) to the wall. So the thing just doesn't reach where you want it to reach. All the time you're also hoping that the rickety latch on the door holds firm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harsh.ag View Post
    Oh man bum guns fo sho. But it's always nice to have some paper on hand to pat it dry.
    wat

    why wear underwear then
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