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    I've always used paper, but a bum gun makes far more sense.
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    Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.
    It's sometimes called a jet spray too. It looks like a gun hence bum gum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.
    It's a hand shower for cleaning your anus. Has a nice trigger to pull
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Can someone please explain/ describe a bum gun.
    Essentially a shower jet for your arse.
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    When in the bush, use the leaves of the stinging nettle plant.
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    Bum gun > lota > paper

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    Quote Originally Posted by SillyCowCorner1 View Post
    When in the bush, use the leaves of the stinging nettle plant.
    I believe Dendrocnide moroides is what you want.

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    If he meant that he would have said it ffs
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    i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.
    This. Paper is safe. Bum gun sounds thoroughly untrustworthy, particularly if you have a hairy arse crack.

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    In the UK it's called rock, paper, scissors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    i feel like i just wouldnt trust the bum gun to get everything. i'd definitely want paper on hand to make sure/test the truth of the matter.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrez View Post
    This. Paper is safe. Bum gun sounds thoroughly untrustworthy, particularly if you have a hairy arse crack.
    A well calibrated bumgun gets everything and you don't need anything else.
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