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    What's the difference between a gun and a bidet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arachnodouche View Post
    I don't trust foreign bum guns. The temptation to use them as an enema is far too great; if the setting's off, they can end up doing serious damage to your insides.
    First I'm hearing of this, but okay
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    Quote Originally Posted by hendrix View Post
    You can try a toilet stool if your flexibility isn't there anymore.

    Myself, I perch myself and manage to squat on the rim of the toilet. It helps to have something to grab onto as it can be a little precarious.

    Initially was kinda tough on my thighs but well worth it.

    Only problem is I no longer get to read a book while I crap because a) it only takes about 20 seconds and b) I can't read and perch/squat at the same time, need to hold onto the wall or something.
    Do you do this @ work, because if I had a case about an injury arising from falling off a workplace shitter, I confess I would struggle to keep a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    i might ask one of my best mates if he has and would do this. just trying to phrase it in a way that won't reveal im a ****ing nerd on an internet forum.
    Mate if you’re asking a mate this question irl then him only thinking that of you is probably your best possible outcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Do you do this @ work, because if I had a case about an injury arising from falling off a workplace shitter, I confess I would struggle to keep a straight face.
    Generally not, it's just too much effort - I have to take my socks and shoes right off, and once that happens I kinda just take everything right off so I'm completely naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    The left hand was always the preferred one for wiping and you're generally not supposed to eat with it....
    Oh well, thank goodness for that development I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by trundler View Post
    What's the difference between a gun and a bidet
    A gun is better for badasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arachnodouche View Post
    I don't trust foreign bum guns. The temptation to use them as an enema is far too great; if the setting's off, they can end up doing serious damage to your insides.
    you don't have to shove it up all the way in before you use it ftr
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    Quote Originally Posted by trundler View Post
    What's the difference between a gun and a bidet
    The difference is that the right to own a gun is apparently protected by the constitution.

    The bum gun is a top invention, it has to be said. Have used them when traveling around SE Asia and they’re certainly a very good cleaning method.
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    "The King shits, and the hand wipes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor Ian View Post
    A gun is better for badasses.
    Or any asses, really, in the context of this thread
    Last edited by Bijed; 08-08-2019 at 12:26 PM.
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    no no he meant bad asses
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