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    Drains or spoons?

    Which one of these sacred objects plays a greater role in your life?

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    LT name the thing you most regret ever trying to wash down the drain (that wasn't a spoon)

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    This question is beyond my comprehension and has totally confused me??
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    I once ate ice cream with a spoon out of a drain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrez View Post
    I once ate ice cream with a spoon out of a drain.
    Shri moment?

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    Does Drain's do a full english with a pint for £8?


    There's your answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenZA View Post
    Shri moment?
    Not sure what that means but it was an activity as a primary school kid where we all brought ice cream toppings, and the facilitators took a hollowed-out, cleaned drain pipe and filled it with ice cream.

    We collectively added our toppings and ate.

    Rather unhygienic and weird, but I believe that was meant to be the allure.
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    spoons are just tiny bowls. they're the most useless utensil out there.
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    I need to know whether the drains are on fire first.

    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    spoons are just tiny bowls. they're the most useless utensil out there.
    So you drink soup straight from the bowl then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    spoons are just tiny bowls. they're the most useless utensil out there.
    This is the most un-asian thing you have ever posted. What a fraud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfighter View Post
    I need to know whether the drains are on fire first.


    So you drink soup straight from the bowl then?
    Sure. Or drink it from a cup. Spoons are useless. When you're out living in the wild after the apocalypse, you're not going to fashion yourself a spoon. You'll get a couple of sharp pointy sticks and a bowl.

    Spoons are frivolous and only exist as some sort of symbol of being civilised.
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    This is the most un-asian thing you have ever posted. What a fraud.
    Chopsticks are the most useful utensil. That, a sharp blade, and clean hands are all you need to eat any meal on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Sure. Or drink it from a cup. Spoons are useless. When you're out living in the wild after the apocalypse, you're not going to fashion yourself a spoon. You'll get a couple of sharp pointy sticks and a bowl.

    Spoons are frivolous and only exist as some sort of symbol of being civilised.


    Chopsticks are the most useful utensil. That, a sharp blade, and clean hands are all you need to eat any meal on earth.
    What nonsense. How do you transfer liquid stuff from bowl to mouth without using hands (which I think is acceptable) or slurping direct from the bowl (also acceptable in certain cases)? You literally can't eat hot liquids like soup without a spoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    This is the most un-asian thing you have ever posted. What a fraud.
    Somehow, it is not the most stupid which is telling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    What nonsense. How do you transfer liquid stuff from bowl to mouth without using hands (which I think is acceptable) or slurping direct from the bowl (also acceptable in certain cases)? You literally can't eat hot liquids like soup without a spoon.
    how the **** do you drink your cup of chai every morning?

    spoons are unnecessary and only exist because people think slurping from a bowl is icky. But surprise, you don't have to drink soups and liquids from a bowl. Cups exist. Cup noodles are a thing.

    Chopsticks (or forks for those of you that lack dexterity) at least serve the purpose of letting you pick up a piece of food without using your hands, or pick out a piece of food from a pile of food. It also serves to get food from a bowl into your mouth.

    A ladle is useful to pour liquid from a shared bowl into your own personal drinking vessel, but a ladle is literally just a bowl on a handle. A smaller bowl to transfer liquid from a bigger bowl into your smaller bowl/cup. That's it. They are all bowls. Spoons are ****ing useless.

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