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    Workplace nonsense

    I've posted about the ridiculouslness of my workplace on here before, so no need to recount the old tales, but the latest example of amusingness/direness occurred today.

    Basically my favourite colleague (a bloke who weighs about 25 stone and comes into work wearing NFL jerseys) has been fired for attempting to forge numerous payslips.

    Sad/amusing times.
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    Sorry, this wasn't meant as a thread for me just to moan in, but for others to share their misery as well.

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    They've changed the coffee machines recently. I can't figure out how to use the new ones and I'm too embarrassed to ask someone how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    They've changed the coffee machines recently. I can't figure out how to use the new ones and I'm too embarrassed to ask someone how.
    Pretend to be on the phone and hang around the area until you're able to watch someone use it.

    Alternatively you can just ask someone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    They've changed the coffee machines recently. I can't figure out how to use the new ones and I'm too embarrassed to ask someone how.
    Okay, so vcs can't make bus jokes about me anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    I've posted about the ridiculouslness of my workplace on here before, so no need to recount the old tales, but the latest example of amusingness/direness occurred today.

    Basically my favourite colleague (a bloke who weighs about 25 stone and comes into work wearing NFL jerseys) has been fired for attempting to forge numerous payslips.

    Sad/amusing times.
    Goes well with your favorite cricketer, Cronje
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Quote Originally Posted by smalishah84 View Post
    Goes well with your favorite cricketer, Cronje
    Nah everyone knows my favourite cricketer is Mohammad Azharuddin.

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    btw any idea why the hell was he forging payslips?

    Seems silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smalishah84 View Post
    btw any idea why the hell was he forging payslips?

    Seems silly.
    Bloke is dead dodgy. In his spare time he has businsses that involve running car parks, selling/buying gold, and making wedding rings.

    When I met him he was also involved in a hare-brained business venture which had him driving around London with Perry Groves (yeah the Arsenal Perry Groves) trying to sell frozen cocktails to nightclubs. Sadly the whole thing went under after it transpired that in order to defrost the bloody things you needed a machine that cost several hundred pounds, and nobody had/wanted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Alternatively you can just ask someone.
    Are you insane
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    Are you insane
    You're right, what was I thinking

    Why don't you youtube a tutorial vcs?

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    "Please wash, dry and put away all your plates, cups and cutlery"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Hill View Post
    "Please wash, dry and put away all your plates, cups and cutlery"
    That is HR's job right?

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    Less funny and definitely more dire: a colleagues resignation was rejected because it'd reflect badly on the company (they was bullied by fellow staff).
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    Er what? Pretty sure it's not legal to reject a resignation.

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