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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    I can't even blame that
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    I can't even blame that
    well if it was after anal, I've got some news for ya...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shri View Post
    well if it was after anal, I've got some news for ya...
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal ***, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

    She said that she did.

    He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

    The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal ***, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

    She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal ***?"

    The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

    Two Greeks chat.

    Costa: "Did you ever **** your girlfriend in the other hole?"

    Spiros: "You are ****in mad. I donít want to make her pregnant!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Is the author of the cartoon in the OP Indian by any chance?
    Basing that on it not being very funny I assume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal ***, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

    The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

    She said that she did.

    He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

    The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal ***, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

    She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal ***?"

    The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"

    Two Greeks chat.

    Costa: "Did you ever **** your girlfriend in the other hole?"

    Spiros: "You are ****in mad. I don’t want to make her pregnant!"
    Good god I can't believe it, this is my dad's favourite joke when he isn't bragging about how much sucking and ****ing he did while on the force.

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