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    Poet's Corner

    Into debt and out of mind
    A plumber claimed that kitchen towels will never get entwined.

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    Eternal Optimist / Cricket Web Staff Member GIMH's Avatar
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    There was a man called jono
    He was mates with the singer Bono
    Because they're both ****s
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    GIMH smells like poo,
    he lives in a house with no loo,
    he likes his sticky brown deposits too,
    Andrew Flintoff is ****
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    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
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    RIP Craig Walsh

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    Daniel Brettig: "Siddle is the vital glue for a bowling attack that needs experience and consistency to balance the talent of Hazlewood, Starc, James Pattinson and Pat Cummins. Hopefully Lehmann and company will now remember this"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    GIMH smells like poo,
    he lives in a house with no loo,
    he likes his sticky brown deposits too,
    Andrew Flintoff is ****
    My house has two toilets ftr

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    Once upon a haunted time
    there lived a spooky rhyme
    in a cottage, of rusting dime
    with two toilets sublime
    and Flintoff is ****e
    ~ Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference ~

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    This is a poem I wrote recently.

    Ricky Ponting is the best cricketer
    He is one day and test cricketer

    Who's better Ponting or Lara?
    Pontiing's better, bad is rest cricketer

    When Lara went to Auntralia
    Ponting defeated the west cricketer

    When Ponting went to play with him
    Lara defeated by guest cricketer

    Ponting had really great abilities
    So those who hate him, hate abilities

    skills are for greats and hence he has
    power to dispatch to fence, he has
    every thing of cricketing sense, he has

    First the settlement, he would let that be done
    then big scores, he would get that be done

    Indeed he was a good player
    In world, an understood player
    To be Continued...


    Red Hill

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    I don't want to misunderstand you Red Hill, but you could almost pass off for fifteen tbh.

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    Valentines day with the croppers.

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Roy
    But Hayley's dead.
    Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.

    -Tolstoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    Valentines day with the croppers.

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Roy
    But Hayley's dead.
    Captain America: Civil War Spoilers:

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Cap
    But Hayley's dead.

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