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    Poet's Corner

    Into debt and out of mind
    A plumber claimed that kitchen towels will never get entwined.

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    Eternal Optimist / Cricket Web Staff Member GIMH's Avatar
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    There was a man called jono
    He was mates with the singer Bono
    Because they're both ****s
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    GIMH smells like poo,
    he lives in a house with no loo,
    he likes his sticky brown deposits too,
    Andrew Flintoff is ****
    Quote Originally Posted by Bahnz View Post
    I need u like Henry Nicholls needs batting school
    He was terrible in that series
    I need u like Ross Taylor needed to be fit
    He's way better than Henry Nicholls
    And now all I can think about is your smile
    and that ****** test series too
    Losing to Australia sucked and I miss you
    Proudly supporting Central Districts
    RIP Craig Walsh

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    Proudly Supporting: P. Siddle and the Afghanistan Flag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    GIMH smells like poo,
    he lives in a house with no loo,
    he likes his sticky brown deposits too,
    Andrew Flintoff is ****
    My house has two toilets ftr

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    Once upon a haunted time
    there lived a spooky rhyme
    in a cottage, of rusting dime
    with two toilets sublime
    and Flintoff is ****e
    ~ Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!


    'You will look very silly said Mr Salteena with a dry laugh.
    Well so will you said Ethel in a snappy tone and she ran out of the room with a very superier run throwing out her legs behind and her arms swinging in rithum.
    Well said the owner of the house she has a most idiotick run.'


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    This is a poem I wrote recently.

    Ricky Ponting is the best cricketer
    He is one day and test cricketer

    Who's better Ponting or Lara?
    Pontiing's better, bad is rest cricketer

    When Lara went to Auntralia
    Ponting defeated the west cricketer

    When Ponting went to play with him
    Lara defeated by guest cricketer

    Ponting had really great abilities
    So those who hate him, hate abilities

    skills are for greats and hence he has
    power to dispatch to fence, he has
    every thing of cricketing sense, he has

    First the settlement, he would let that be done
    then big scores, he would get that be done

    Indeed he was a good player
    In world, an understood player
    To be Continued...


    Red Hill

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    I don't want to misunderstand you Red Hill, but you could almost pass off for fifteen tbh.

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    Valentines day with the croppers.

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Roy
    But Hayley's dead.
    Everyone wants to change the world, noone wants to change himself.

    -Tolstoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cover drive man View Post
    Valentines day with the croppers.

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Roy
    But Hayley's dead.
    Captain America: Civil War Spoilers:

    Violets are blue
    Rosas are red
    Sorry Cap
    But Hayley's dead.

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