Honestly when I'm soul-searching, lying awake at nights one thing I really ponder is why I hate the ****ing Welsh with the fury of a fat kid trying and failing to slip though an hole in a fence to get hold of a giant chocolate cake.
It's racism isn't it? I mean I'm about as liberal as you can get, include the phrase "Pc Brigade", or "Pc gone mad" in a sentence and I'll happily savage you for funnies, but on this subject I quite frankly despise myself.
Because taffs are ****ing rancid aren't they. I mean like the Scotch but closer to me, and much more virulent. I mean the sweatties dislike us, but don't burn down our holiday homes, oh wait a minute who the **** has an holiday home in the World of torrential rain, deep-fried mars bars and heroin, but you get the point.
I would say apologies to the Welsh reading this, but 1) I don't care 2) have we ever had a Sheep-shagger as a forum member, we've had more Czechs. They clearly can't operate a computer, stupid *****.
I mean I dislike Plymouthians, but they're quite close to us, almost in the same county, it's just like disliking your uglier stupider sibling, but the Welsh they make me shudder to the bone, anti-English all the time, happy to sing songs about the Malvinas and yet know they'd collapse without us if they voted Plaid Cymru so don't. It's just a seething impotent hatred that they show by being rude if you ever enter their god-forsaken country. Or actually moving here and making us miserable by having to listen to their gutteral utterings.
and whats with the ****ing singing all the ****ing time, is it to drown out the hideous sound of your life being pointless and abject beyond all comphrehension.
Feel free to lock the thread and ban me, I deserve it.