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  1. 04-02-2004, 06:49 PM #1
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    I made up a joke.

    I was lying in bed and i thought of this joke. Its crap.

    An englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
    The barman says "What is this.. a joke?"

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  2. 04-02-2004, 07:25 PM #2
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  3. 04-02-2004, 11:12 PM #3
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    I can't believe I posted this.

    I'm now in a dazed, mellow, reflective mood.
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  4. 05-02-2004, 12:38 AM #4
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  5. 05-02-2004, 03:42 PM #5
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    I'd heard it before, so I guess you didn't make it up :P
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    no way... dammit..

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    It is MUCH MUCH better than the jokes that I have made.

    Your "Boycott Shampoo, demand real poo" is fantastic!
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  9. 06-02-2004, 03:34 PM #9
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    I had this one in a cracker. It's the best from a cracker I've heard in a while.

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  10. 06-02-2004, 11:46 PM #10
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    Ones to make you cringe...

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    Those aren't very nice kim......

    Definitely make you cringe.
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    Originally posted by masterblaster
    Those aren't very nice kim......

    Definitely make you cringe.
    Yeah I know... err heres something more friendly...

    Why was Tigger looking in the toilet bowl?
    He was trying to find pooh

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    ......

    im just laughing at how stupid they are..
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    Two nuns were driving in a car. A vampire lands on the bonnet. One of the nuns says "Quick sister show him your cross!"
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