I was lying in bed and i thought of this joke. Its crap.
An englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
The barman says "What is this.. a joke?"
:rolleyes:
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I was lying in bed and i thought of this joke. Its crap.
An englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchman walk into a bar.
The barman says "What is this.. a joke?"
:rolleyes:
**zing**
I can't believe I posted this.
I'm now in a dazed, mellow, reflective mood.
**zing**
I'd heard it before, so I guess you didn't make it up :P
no way... dammit..
I wish that I lived at the beginning of time. Then you wouldnt have to worry about whether you were first to think of anything.
It is MUCH MUCH better than the jokes that I have made.
Your "Boycott Shampoo, demand real poo" is fantastic!
Cha-Ching :)
I had this one in a cracker. It's the best from a cracker I've heard in a while.
Q Why do all elephants have grey trunks?
A Because they belong to the same swimming club.
:lol:
Ones to make you cringe...
Whats the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Those darn wheelchairs!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Those aren't very nice kim......
Definitely make you cringe.
knock knock
whose there?
the interupting moo cow
the interupting...
mooooooooooooooooooooo
Yeah I know... err heres something more friendly...Quote:
Originally posted by masterblaster
Those aren't very nice kim......
Definitely make you cringe.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find pooh
:saint:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
......
im just laughing at how stupid they are..
Two nuns were driving in a car. A vampire lands on the bonnet. One of the nuns says "Quick sister show him your cross!"
The other then pokes her head out the window and says "Oi you, f%$# off!!!"