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    Originally posted by Kimbo
    Two nuns were driving in a car. A vampire lands on the bonnet. One of the nuns says "Quick sister show him your cross!"
    The other then pokes her head out the window and says "Oi you, f%$# off!!!"
    That's the funniest joke on this thread.......
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    Amen to that (pun not intended)
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    Originally posted by masterblaster
    That's the funniest joke on this thread.......

    Well did it have much competition???

    I think i would get an immediate ban if i told any of my crackers...
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    Everyone here is a grown up. Don't deny everyone a good joke and let everyone put away inhibition.

    C'mon!

    Just put a big warning up in front for sensitive people.


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    A grasshopper walking into a bar and the barman said "hey, we have a drink named after you"

    The grasshopper then replied "really...Fred?"

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    Originally posted by furious_ged
    Everyone here is a grown up. Don't deny everyone a good joke and let everyone put away inhibition.

    C'mon!

    Just put a big warning up in front for sensitive people.

    Nah, my jokes are pretty inappropriate for a cricket forum viewed by youngsters....

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    Well then, you shouldn't have brought them up in the first place!

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    Three guys are in a bar on the top of a cliff. The first guy says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I think I could fly." The second guy says "No Way!" So the first guy orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk ou t to the edge of the cliff. The first guy jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies back to the top of the cliff.
    The second guy is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too." So all three guys go into the bar, and the second guy has another beer. After he finished, he said "Ok, I will be able to fly now" So they all went outside and the second guy jumped off of the cliff and feel to the bottom, where he hit the ground and died instantly. The third guy turned to the first guy and said "You know Superman, you are a real jerk when you drink"

    . Two biscuits walking down the street. One gets crushed by a passing car. The other one says "crumbs

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    "Young man, are your parents at home?" asks the travelling salesman.
    Replies the boy, "What the &%$^ do you think?"

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    what," and the crab says, "They're all for me."
    The bartender does a double take, and says, "All three are for YOU?"
    And the tiny crab says, "I'm a little shellfish."

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    LONG JOKE

    GOD: Noah I want you to build an other Ark

    NOAH: OK Lord

    GOD: But this time it has to have 20 decks

    NOAH: T.t.t.twenty Lord, Animals like last time I guess

    GOD: Yes fish please

    NOAH: Fish

    GOD: Carp to be exact

    NOAH: Er. god any reason for this

    GOD: Oh, I wanted a multi-story carpark
    Or something.

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    Originally posted by jamee999
    LONG JOKE

    GOD: Noah I want you to build an other Ark

    NOAH: OK Lord

    GOD: But this time it has to have 20 decks

    NOAH: T.t.t.twenty Lord, Animals like last time I guess

    GOD: Yes fish please

    NOAH: Fish

    GOD: Carp to be exact

    NOAH: Er. god any reason for this

    GOD: Oh, I wanted a multi-story carpark
    Well, he tried...
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    Not that Long either!

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    There was a man who decided one day that he was going to buy a donkey. So he went down to the pet shop. He was looking at a donkey when he was approached by the shop keeper. The shop keeper said, "To make this donkey go you must say PHEW and to make it stop you must say AMEN" The man was very impressed and said, "I'll take it." So he did.
    One day he was riding his donkey and without noticing he was nearing a cliff. When he found out he was about to fall off a cliff he immediately racked his brains for the word to make the donkey stop. He couldn't remember which word it was! He was a gonner, so he said his prayers, when he had finished his prayers he said "AMEN" he donkey stopped! "PHEW!" he cried............
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    And the wind rushes around the empty room...

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    It wasn't that bad!

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    No, it was.

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