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    Heath: Why did it take so long to paint your windows?

    Heath: Did you mean window frames?

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    Heath: Can you still see through your windows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Heath: Why did it take so long to paint your windows?

    Heath: Did you mean window frames?

    If not...
    Heath: Can you still see through your windows?
    It was the window frames that I was painting. Obviously, most people have a few braincells to rub together and can work out that "painting windows" means "painting window frames". Mind you, I shouldn't be so facetious because we should expect a bombing from the Russian Tsar any time and a bit of whitewash on the windows to effect a blackout wouldn't be a bad idea.

    Why did it take so long? Have you ever had to paint windows from the bare wood? I think it went relatively well and I only threw my toys out of the pram about a dozen times. Much more fulfilling than dealing with Cribb, for example.
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    For all I knew you were painting great big Keas all over them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    For all I knew you were painting great big Keas all over them.
    Outside of the medium of MS Paint, my artistic skills are atrocious. I would not dare to try and paint an image of anything over my windows. I suspect whatever I attempted would look a bit like the Shroud of Turin.

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    Neil - is Pickup his real surname?
    Yep. It's a reasonably common Lancashire/Cumbria surname but very rare beyond that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    Yep. It's a reasonably common Lancashire/Cumbria surname but very rare beyond that.
    I thought it was Piscup?
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    Yeah, generally a few Pickups in our directorate at work that I have to deal with. Generally given them the extra leeway due to surname, but as Neil says, its a Lancastrian/Cumbrian name so they invariably revert to type.
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    In reality though, probably never. That's heady stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Shri: why do you try so hard?
    Been a couple of years since I have even looked at your direction. **** off kid. Bickering of you and your group of fools got old eons ago.

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