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Old 27-01-2004, 10:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How many times has your mailman cut his hair in his entire life?

ZERO!

My mailman is a Sardar!!!!

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Old 27-01-2004, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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M mailman keeps changing every two months... So haven't really noticed... :P
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Old 27-01-2004, 01:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ironically, mine seriously never has.

He is a Sikh.
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Old 27-01-2004, 04:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He/she wears a motorbike helmet as they ride about on motorbikes.

Your a one of a kind Yaju.

That's for sure.
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Old 28-01-2004, 01:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dont know !

he comes before i come from school..
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Old 29-01-2004, 11:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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In India Sikhs are also known as Sardars.

I live in Punjab, land of the Sardars.
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Old 29-01-2004, 11:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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My postie is a woman so I'd hope she doesn't have to shave. :O
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Old 29-01-2004, 12:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My postie is a woman so I'd hope she doesn't have to shave. :O
Now that you bring that up, we have a woman teacher at our school who has a moustache!! :O :O :O :O :O
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Old 29-01-2004, 12:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 29-01-2004, 01:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Now that you bring that up, we have a woman teacher at our school who has a moustache!! :O :O :O :O :O
The fact that you are shocked indicates that you're rather sheltered.
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Old 29-01-2004, 01:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The fact that you are shocked indicates that you're rather sheltered.
True, she is not my teacher, and I am only going by the word of my mate, Armadillo.

Which I guess puts into doubt the truth of it.

Meh, everyone else says it too.
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Old 30-01-2004, 04:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We have a till woman at the local supermarket who scares the hell out of us by not shaving!!

And as for my german exchange teacher, Frau Tashwoman...
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Old 31-01-2004, 12:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Lol.. the name itself mystifies a person
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