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    MS Paint Cricket Hybrids

    This thread will occasionally bring you hybrids of cricketers and non-cricketers brought to you not with the power of genetic engineering, but instead with the power or MSPaint and/or equivalent.

    1. Paddy Ashwin



    Okay, so I've crossed former British Liberal Democratic party leader Paddy Ashdown now Baron Ashdown of Norton-sub-Hamdon with current Indian Spinner Ravichandran Ashwin

    Combined Abilities:

    1. Often overlooked or passed over for major honours for inferior, lesser personalities. Ravinder Jadeja, Pragjan Ojha, Charles Kennedy etc.
    2. Inability to open eyes wide enough to actually see anything
    3. Gets on quite well with any secretaries currently employed
    4. Former marine. Don't give him any **** on field.
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    And yes, he's belted up his trousers over the top of his suit jacket. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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    Pinstripes? The new Yankee SS

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    Kind of looks like he is wearing a prison uniform.


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    2. Bernard Mathews



    In today's instalment, I have crossed former Turkey farmer and Norfolk stalwart Bernard Matthews with Sri Lankan skipper Angelo Mathews.

    Combined Abilities

    1. Can make incredible things from turkey drumsticks.
    2. Has a bootiful sense of timing
    3. Is incapable of saying the word "beautiful"
    4. Scares the living bejeeeeesus out of turkeys.

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    ...what are you doing with your life man.

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    Don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove. But I do want some of what you're smoking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    Don't get me wrong, I don't disapprove. But I do want some of what you're smoking.
    In the 1990s that was a very popular and hip expression until corporate america discovered it and 50 year old bosses started using it. It instantly became uncool and this is my first time hearing the saying since 1998.
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    I got great enjoyment in going to the game and shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
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    I didn't want to presume he was injecting/taking pills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorax View Post
    ...what are you doing with your life man.
    It's catharsis. Either that or the crack.

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    That is a great turkey drawing tbh. Athlai's paint skills have got nothing on this.

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    Are you taking requests?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    That is a great turkey drawing tbh. Athlai's paint skills have got nothing on this.
    You shouldn't say hurtful things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    You shouldn't say hurtful things.
    Star Wars is ****ing ****.

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