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    Whipper Snippers

    Seriously.....how ****ed are they??

    Is there another tool/appliance in the world that just doesn't do what it is supposed to do like these ****ers?? Reckon I'm on my 3rd or 4th model now, from cheap arse to this current pos which was supposed to be a good one........why can't the ****ing cord feed out properly?? Every 5 mins tops the thing jams or the cord breaks, spent 3 hours wrestling with it and I'm seriously ready to kill someone (preferably the **** that invented them)

    Am I alone in this or does this "tool" frustrate the bejesus out of any one else???

    Not sure what the rest of the world calls these frigging things, but if it's not whipper snipper I am talking about these ****ers.........

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    that's a weed whacker. whiper snipper just makes me think of circumcision. made your post hilarious.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhykvrPZwA4
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    Better option imo….



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    Used to do a good rendition of the whipper snipper on the dance floor back in the day.
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    If the first whipper snipper doesn't work, upgrade

    Seriously dude, do you know how ridiculous it sounds to hear that you have bought 4 of the things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by social View Post
    If the first whipper snipper doesn't work, upgrade

    Seriously dude, do you know how ridiculous it sounds to hear that you have bought 4 of the things?
    Well when the damned things eventually tip me over the edge I like to relieve my pent up frustrations by repeatedly smashing them against the wall of my house.

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    I always thought wives for relieving your pent up frustrations on - though I suppose that may be why I've gone through more of them than I have whipper snippers

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    you smash them against the wall of your house fred?
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    up against the wall
    The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riggins View Post
    up against the wall
    exactly

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