Results 1 to 10 of 10
Like Tree2Likes
  • 2 Post By andyc

Thread: Help Required

  1. #1
    U19 12th Man Esperance's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    *
    Posts
    201

    Help Required

    This girl I have a crush on walked past me today and this is the conversation we had:

    Me: How are you?
    Her: I'm great, thanks.

    And she walked off. Now normally she responds with, "I'm fine, thanks." Is her transmuted reply hinting anything?
    You take my pawn, I take your rook. You take my bishop, I take your queen. You take my knight, I buy Mayfair. Because while you were busy playing chess, I've been playing Monopoly the entire time.

  2. #2
    Spanish_Vicente sledger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    cricsim, lol
    Posts
    30,035
    She favours men with batting averages over 99.

    And she probably really likes ten pin bowling.

  3. #3
    Hall of Fame Member NUFAN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Marrickville
    Posts
    17,443
    It wouldn't surprise me if she is impressed by your muffin eating exploits over the weekend.

  4. #4
    Request Your Custom Title Now! Spikey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    All Glory To The Nev
    Posts
    31,923
    she watched dr who?
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

    With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left


  5. #5
    The Wheel is Forever silentstriker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    37,357
    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    She favours men with batting averages over 99.
    Nah, she clearly favors men with 100 international centuries.
    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu_Kallis View Post
    Peter Siddle top scores in both innings....... Matthew Wade gets out twice in one ball
    "The future light cone of the next Indian fast bowler is exactly the same as the past light cone of the previous one"
    -My beliefs summarized in words much more eloquent than I could come up with

    How the Universe came from nothing

  6. #6
    International Coach
    Suicide Bob Champion!
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Not really needed on CW
    Posts
    11,982
    Esperance attempting to revolutionize CW with his new edgy posting style

  7. #7
    International Vice-Captain Maximas's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Footmarks
    Posts
    4,819
    I'd probably forget about her Esperance, the signs are clear
    Proudly supporting the world's no 1 spin bowler Rangana Herath and the mighty Sri Lankans!

    I even made a domestic thread

  8. #8
    Cricket Web: All-Time Legend andyc's Avatar
    Yeti Sports 1.5 Champion!
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    Canberra
    Posts
    23,827
    Let her sit on your mazda.
    Samuel_Vimes and NZTailender like this.
    Quote Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

  9. #9
    Spanish_Vicente sledger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    cricsim, lol
    Posts
    30,035
    Playstation games - two player

  10. #10
    U19 12th Man Esperance's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    *
    Posts
    201
    Quote Originally Posted by Maximas View Post
    I'd probably forget about her Esperance, the signs are clear
    She mooched my last muffin off me today, extirpating both our conversation tradition and my chances of completing the big feat.



Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Is IPL required?
    By kingpin in forum Cricket Chat
    Replies: 59
    Last Post: 09-04-2013, 10:20 PM
  2. PC Help Required
    By masterblaster in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 30-01-2008, 10:09 PM
  3. help required.
    By sledger in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 06-03-2006, 01:54 AM
  4. Help Required
    By Simon in forum World Club Cricket
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 11-11-2004, 03:27 AM
  5. Help Required
    By Blewy in forum World Club Cricket
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 03-06-2002, 02:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •