I'm sitting at home bored, waiting for Thames Valley's finest to summon me to attend on a rather distasteful client with a predilection for ....... well perhaps I won't go into that, so have taken to reminiscing about those former regulars who we no longer see.
So which three posters would you most like to see back and why?
Never wasted a post, all worth reading and some of the withering put downs bring a smile to my face to this day
Cause of departure - too many kids
Likelihood of return - reckon we might see him this winter whilst he's being kept up all night by one or more of his 17 daughters under five years of age
2. Lilian Thomson
Irascible miserable old git - I always found him hugely entertaining
Cause of departure - irascible miserable old git
Likelihood of return - irascible miserable old git, so bound to at some point when he's sufficiently bored
3. Loony Bob
Before my time to be honest but sounds like, shall we say, quite a character - would be interested to learn more about his infamous style of modding too
Cause of departure - No idea - arrested and incarcerated for crimes against off topic possibly?
Likelihood of return - Well you never know