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    Turning a dog into two dogs

    I have recently received a plethora of requests on how to turn a dog into two dogs over past week. Let me tell you now that I do not know of any technique that makes this feat possible. However, if you do have two different gendered dogs, I know of a way to turn two dogs into three or more dogs. Thank you for reading this post, and I hope to not receive any more requests for turning one dog into two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajdude View Post
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    Could work for smaller lighter breeds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk View Post
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    Could work for smaller lighter breeds.
    Would work on this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince EWS View Post
    Would work on this:

    Been looking for hot dog buns with sesame seeds on them at the supermarket for so long. ****s just don't sell them at Woolies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Been looking for hot dog buns with sesame seeds on them at the supermarket for so long. ****s just don't sell them at Woolies.
    They used to bake them fresh at Coles but they're not allowed to anymore due to concerns that sesame seeds were falling off the sesame rolls and contaminating the non-sesame ones. I'm not even joking. I assume it has something to do with allergies but it's still a joke; these seedless Coles rolls have been killing me lately. Might have to actually go to Bakers' Delight or something.

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    Wonder if KFC have plans for a zinger dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esperance View Post
    I have recently received a plethora of requests on how to turn a dog into two dogs over past week. Let me tell you now that I do not know of any technique that makes this feat possible. However, if you do have two different gendered dogs, I know of a way to turn two dogs into three or more dogs. Thank you for reading this post, and I hope to not receive any more requests for turning one dog into two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Wonder if KFC have plans for a zinger dog.
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    Can I please request for a sticky.

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