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Old 14-02-2013, 09:00 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 14-02-2013, 11:47 PM   #32 (permalink)
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i used to think this but then i stopped being a sexist pig . this and fear of flying are amazing
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Old 14-02-2013, 11:56 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
Yes! Cris-atunity.
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Old 19-02-2013, 12:27 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 20-02-2013, 11:35 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
Burns: Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
Smithers: His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
Burns: Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his [imitating Nixon] "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!"
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I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
Burns: Bah. Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.

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Old 21-02-2013, 03:47 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Okay, we've got the secret vigilante handshake. Now, we need code names. I'll be Cue-ball, Skinner can be Eight-ball, Barney will be Twelve-ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-ball.
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Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart: Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.

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Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?
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Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.

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Also, been looking for a gif from the Bart Sells His Soul episode where his bike gets run over, or more specifically the guy driving the street sweeper down into the subway while laughing manically. Hoping spikey has a hook up.
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Also one of the greatest episodes, ftr.
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Marge v the Monorail the best Simpson's episode with Marge in the title.
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Old 22-02-2013, 06:31 PM   #45 (permalink)
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we should probably do that battle of the simpsons eps sometime. every ep from s2-s8 an automatic entry, and then selected eps from there? work out the numbers bois
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