Cricket Web's current Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
Looks, everyone knows how awesome I am, and if not, there's plenty of people willing to tell them.
If I get a compliment on my looks I know
A) I'm on a winner
B) Keep away as they clearly aren't all there.
I discovered B long after A
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
If someone compliments me on my looks I tend to assume it's a polite lie
"truth has been permanently banned." - Prince EWS
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Having given myself both types of compliments for many years now, I can safely say there is no discernible difference.
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