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    People who wait until they hear who a song is by to decide whether they like it or not. Use your ****ing ears.
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    Can't believe no one has said women yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
    Shaving your ballsack - I mean, come on. Please.
    Don't think women go down there to floss tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Don't think women go down there to floss tbh
    Yeah, I know why it's done. Just some areas of a man are meant to be hairy & aren't meant to have sharp objects in the proximity thereof. Women need to HTFU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Can't believe no one has said women yet.
    Nah I understand them completely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Can't believe no one has said women yet.

    Nah, cut one open and you'll see their workings are pretty straightforward
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Nah I understand them completely.
    So do I - they will always think the opposite of us guys to wind us up and then try to lay the blame back on us

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    What will I never understand, ...how to bl**dy get drift when bowling, I dont get it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugshot View Post
    What will I never understand, ...how to bl**dy get drift when bowling, I dont get it!
    If you mean ten-pin bowling, you need a custom bowling ball; the ones available at the alleys aren't designed to curve/drift.

    If you mean cricket, then just give the ball a lot of rip, and let it hang in the air. Helps if there is cross-breeze too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Don't think women go down there to floss tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    People who wait until they hear who a song is by to decide whether they like it or not. Use your ****ing ears.
    I forced myself to like a song once after I initially thought it was obnoxious, then later learned it was by an artist I liked.
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    Your lack of activity in the 'computer geeks' thread is itstl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Your lack of activity in the 'computer geeks' thread is itstl.
    I don't think I've even looked at it for about a year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Don't think women go down there to floss tbh
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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