Go Back   Cricket Web > Other > Off Topic



Finding Seams on Apples - Order Your Copy!


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-11-2012, 08:01 AM   #16 (permalink)
International Vice-Captain
 
Cabinet96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: London, England
Posts: 4,100
Quote:
Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
Would love to perma ban Cribb on a forum. Will hang up my posting shoes when that day comes.
What if said incident happens before your other deep ambition?
Cabinet96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:01 AM   #17 (permalink)
Cricket Web Staff Member
 
Burgey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Castle
Posts: 35,138
Quote:
Originally Posted by smalishah84 View Post
my deepest ambition in life is to irritate the crap out of CW members. Then there are other lesser goals
Now you've succeeded you can probably move on.
__________________
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"

"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"
Burgey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
Request Your Custom Title Now!
 
benchmark00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vote 1 Tangy
Posts: 30,097
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cabinet96 View Post
What if said incident happens before your other deep ambition?
I will need to assess my options.


Make me admin on Cric Fire and I'll give Crabb the chop ASAP.
__________________
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | PM me for my list of CW posters you shouldn't talk cricket with in Cricket Chat
Come and Paint Turtle
Quote:
Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

You're all in a cult ffs.
benchmark00 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
Request Your Custom Title Now!
 
benchmark00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vote 1 Tangy
Posts: 30,097
srsly though, I'd like to attend one of Tangy's weddings.

Given the fact that they come around more often than the Olympics, I reckon I'm a chance.
benchmark00 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
 
Spikey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: All Glory To The Nev
Posts: 24,033
__________________
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
Spikey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:21 AM   #21 (permalink)
Cricket Web Staff Member
 
fredfertang's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: high dudgeon
Posts: 9,721
Find a Mrs Fertang who won't get pissed off with me and nick all my cash





.......... so who's this Monica Bellucci? Given that sledger's mother-in-law seems to have ruled herself out of the running
fredfertang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
Cricketer Of The Year
 
flibbertyjibber's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: England
Posts: 7,940
Bellucci is a very fine older lady. I'd have a crack at Michelle Keegan if I had the chance.
flibbertyjibber is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:44 AM   #23 (permalink)
Cricket Web Staff Member
 
fredfertang's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: high dudgeon
Posts: 9,721
Quote:
Originally Posted by flibbertyjibber View Post
Bellucci is a very fine older lady. I'd have a crack at Michelle Keegan if I had the chance.
Either of them will do - benchy, if you can sort me out with an introduction you can be best man
fredfertang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 12:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
Cricketer Of The Year
 
Agent Nationaux's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 8,269
Same as Brumby and NP but replace Monica with Sophie Marceau (I have been in love ever since Braveheart).
Agent Nationaux is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 03:10 PM   #25 (permalink)
Global Moderator
 
Teja.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: z
Posts: 5,880
My foremost ambition has been to enter public life but being a politician in India unless you have the requisite family connections is an impossibility.

Before, I wanted to do something which would not take up my time which if done well would give me a steady if low income(investing etc.) and with the free time concentrate on writing/reading as much possible, not from a journalistic POV, but actual story/novel writing. It's something which has interested me since my childhood. So would say my deepest ambition was to be published author where I am satisfied with the quality of my work.

Since say the middle of 12th grade, I decided to do law and - I don't know for better or worse - but the atmosphere and the social expectations around me have made my ambition to score marks in ridiculously boring subjects like company law, get into a big firm and earn a ****lot and then get into practice and earn more. I suspect that it's more to do with everyone around me wanting the same thing but I don't really know.

Nineteen is not the age to be mind****ed about my ambitions,anyway and thinking about what to do in the future is the single most depressing thing, for me.
__________________
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? – Douglas Adams



Quote:
Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
The reason people don't cheer for India is nothing to do with them being number one

It's because Teja is a ****, FTR
Teja. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 08:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Ikki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Death Queen Island
Posts: 12,043
To be able to truthfully rap along to rap songs about having a 100 mill.

Otherwise, If I had my life taken care of and could pursue anything; I've love to be able to be a writer/director and create movies.
__________________
I think there'll sooner be another Bradman than another Warne. - Gidgeon Haigh

[Warne is] the greatest bowler ever produced in this entire world - Muttiah Muralidaran

[Warne is] the greatest bowler of all time - Glenn McGrath


In my opinion Shane Warne is the greatest cricketer who's ever lived - Ian Botham

Warne is the greatest cricketer to pick up a ball ever.
And is the greatest bowler I have ever laid eyes on. - Brian Lara
Ikki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2012, 11:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
smalishah84's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: dxb
Posts: 18,860
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ikki View Post
To be able to truthfully rap along to rap songs about having a 100 mill.

Otherwise, If I had my life taken care of and could pursue anything; I've love to be able to be a writer/director and create movies
.
What kind? porn?
__________________
And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
smalishah84 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2012, 02:34 AM   #28 (permalink)
International Captain
 
LongHopCassidy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: www.edcowan.com
Posts: 5,055
To be a Nobel Prize-winning economist, marry my unrequited uni love, become vaguely competent at legspin and remember what life is like without a debilitating mental illness.

****, that went downhill fast.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by howardj View Post
A bloke you'd want to go into the trenches with and have a grog with.

A grog in the trenches.
Quote:
Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad View Post
You actually are John Howard, aren't you?
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
LongHopCassidy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2012, 04:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
School Boy/Girl Cricketer
 
VCC44's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 87
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoyBrumby View Post
Opening bat for England at Lords.

Oh, and I'd quite like to **** Monica Bellucci, too.

& by "quite like" I mean I'd crawl naked over crushed glass to do it.
This.

I'd sacrifice my left ball for a night with the Italian temptress.

I also want to appear as a character in the Simpsons, the only real ambition I have in life.
VCC44 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-11-2012, 06:58 AM   #30 (permalink)
Eternal Optimist
 
GIMH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Shake my tree where's the apple for me?
Posts: 43,610
It was to win BOTM so I've just been plodding along since then
__________________
Watch out, for as soon as it pleases them they’ll send you out to protect their gold in wars whose weapons, rapidly developed by servile scientists, will become more and more deadly until they can with a flick of the finger tear a million of you to pieces

RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
GIMH is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The best days of our life? yaju Off Topic 118 07-08-2008 02:11 AM
What do people know of this game? sideshowtim General 9 25-08-2007 01:14 AM
Younus Khan - The Worst Weekend Of My Life Rob T Cricket Chat 2 20-03-2007 01:59 PM
While we mourn his death, lets celebrate his life too. rodzilla1010 Cricket Chat 7 19-03-2007 11:36 PM
Boredom or no Life? Umpire Money Off Topic 40 22-10-2002 10:06 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:46 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright ©2001 - 2011, Cricket Web