Owing to the fact that I'm bored, I have decided to start the world's first cricket fans' advice line.
Anything which is troubling you, or perhaps even troubling Steve Waugh, feel free to ask.
Perhaps you're not exactly troubled - merely purturbed, puzzled, baffled, even - but that one thing you've ever REALLY wanted to know, perhaps DD has the answer you are looking for.
Devil Ducky is in his surgery now, awaiting your call. He can help you.