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Old 19-08-2012, 01:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Congratulations Zaremba!

CW's second favourite lawyer has just, well not him personally of course, had twins, two girls - to go with the two young daughters he already has, so I don't suppose we'll see him much for the next 18 years or so.

But hopefully in between dealing with the piles of nappies and pink babygros he'll have the occasional opportunity to treat us to his incisive observation and, at times acerbic, wit

Well done Tom, and we won't let anyone forget it was you who put in the hard yards in making it all possible.
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Old 19-08-2012, 01:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 01:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Four girls? Poor sod. Give it fifteen years and it'll be all Pride and Prejudice Chez Zaremba.
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Old 19-08-2012, 01:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If I am counting right then Mr. Zaremba has got 5 females at home? He must be a man of incredible resilience and endurance!
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Old 19-08-2012, 01:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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People always say to me, "oh twins, how lovely, you're so lucky," when I tell them I have them. I look at them blankly, because if you told someone you'd just been punched in the balls they wouldn't declare their envy yet having twins is a bit like receiving a heavy blow to the crown jewels every single day.

And despite that it's pretty ****ing amazing, so well in z. Congratulations and enjoy the good times ahead.
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Old 19-08-2012, 01:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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He's a machine, is Mr z.

Hope Mrs z and the girls all doing well too.
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Old 19-08-2012, 02:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 02:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 02:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's going to test his creativity. Must be running out of Sussex themed names surely, unless he starts naming them after the ground staff. Plenty of Olympic gold medallists of course. Could be fun to suggest names if they've not decided yet.
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Old 19-08-2012, 05:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 06:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 06:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 19-08-2012, 08:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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