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Thread: Congratulations Zaremba!

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    Cricket Web Staff Member fredfertang's Avatar
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    It is a far far better place ............ etc etc

    Congratulations Zaremba!

    CW's second favourite lawyer has just, well not him personally of course, had twins, two girls - to go with the two young daughters he already has, so I don't suppose we'll see him much for the next 18 years or so.

    But hopefully in between dealing with the piles of nappies and pink babygros he'll have the occasional opportunity to treat us to his incisive observation and, at times acerbic, wit

    Well done Tom, and we won't let anyone forget it was you who put in the hard yards in making it all possible.

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    Global Moderator Fusion's Avatar
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    Congrats mate!

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    Four girls? Poor sod. Give it fifteen years and it'll be all Pride and Prejudice Chez Zaremba.
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    If I am counting right then Mr. Zaremba has got 5 females at home? He must be a man of incredible resilience and endurance!
    Congrats of course
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    Eternal Optimist / Cricket Web Staff Member GIMH's Avatar
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    People always say to me, "oh twins, how lovely, you're so lucky," when I tell them I have them. I look at them blankly, because if you told someone you'd just been punched in the balls they wouldn't declare their envy yet having twins is a bit like receiving a heavy blow to the crown jewels every single day.

    And despite that it's pretty ****ing amazing, so well in z. Congratulations and enjoy the good times ahead.
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    He's a machine, is Mr z.

    Hope Mrs z and the girls all doing well too.
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    Congratulations, Mr Z!
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    Athlai doesn't lie. And he doesn't do sarcasm either, so you know it's true!

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    Congratulations Mr.Z!
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    Awesome news. Congrats!

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    Well in Big Z!

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    I just love all kinds of balls.

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    Congrats Mr Z.
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    Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
    Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!

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    congrats man

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