Happy Birthday PEWS - Page 3

benchmark00 · 14-08-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Daemon

Because his girlfriends haven't aged a day since they met him?

Dead people don't age. They simply decompose.

fredfertang · 14-08-2012, 11:12 AM

Based on information that has recently come into my possession regarding PEWS age I strongly suspect that my daughter may actually be older than he is, albeit only slightly, however this still means that all piss-taking regarding the age of his girlfriends is unfair

sledger · 14-08-2012, 11:13 AM

My relationship with PEWs has nothing to do with fair itbt. It's nasty, really nasty. And mean spirited.

benchmark00 · 14-08-2012, 11:15 AM

I remember there was a time back in the day when Cribbage was talking on MSN with myself and former prolific CW'er Robertinho and he was convinced his mother was a jackal or some ****, and that he was Satan re-incarnated. All centred around him not having a mother on his birth certificate iirc. **** was bat**** crazy.

Prince EWS · 14-08-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by benchmark00

I remember there was a time back in the day when Cribbage was talking on MSN with myself and former prolific CW'er Robertinho and he was convinced his mother was a jackal or some ****, and that he was Satan re-incarnated. All centred around him not having a mother on his birth certificate iirc. **** was bat**** crazy.

I can't believe you still think I was serious tbh.

Prince EWS · 14-08-2012, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daemon

Because his girlfriends haven't aged a day since they met him?

I think he was implying I keep trading out for the new model, so to speak.

benchmark00 · 14-08-2012, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince EWS

I can't believe you still think I was serious tbh.

Classic son of a jackal speaking there.

Agent Nationaux · 14-08-2012, 02:33 PM

Hehe, PEWS taking lessons from Asad Rauf about trading for a newer model.

Jono · 14-08-2012, 06:22 PM

PEWS (along with Silent Striker) is just never phased when he cops a ribbing on CW, particularly about statutory rape and what not. Just reply back with serious or vanilla comments.

Amazing fellas the both of them. Definitely two of the bigger dangers to society. You can't hurt them!

Teja. · 15-08-2012, 02:08 AM

Could swear I wished him previously in the thread, looks not!

Happy Belated Birthday ****. One of the very few guys I don't disagree fundamentally with every opinion espoused so must be a top poster. Great bloke too.

Prince EWS · 15-08-2012, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Teja.

Could swear I wished him previously in the thread, looks not!

I think you posted in the CricSim version of this thread, so I'll let you off.

Thanks though.

benchmark00 · 15-08-2012, 03:47 AM

No tongues.

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14-08-2012, 11:12 AM	#32 (permalink)
fredfertang Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: high dudgeon Posts: 9,718	Based on information that has recently come into my possession regarding PEWS age I strongly suspect that my daughter may actually be older than he is, albeit only slightly, however this still means that all piss-taking regarding the age of his girlfriends is unfair

14-08-2012, 11:13 AM	#33 (permalink)
sledger Spanish_Vicente Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: cricsim, lol Posts: 28,076	My relationship with PEWs has nothing to do with fair itbt. It's nasty, really nasty. And mean spirited.

14-08-2012, 11:15 AM	#34 (permalink)
benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,097	I remember there was a time back in the day when Cribbage was talking on MSN with myself and former prolific CW'er Robertinho and he was convinced his mother was a jackal or some **, and that he was Satan re-incarnated. All centred around him not having a mother on his birth certificate iirc. was bat** crazy.

14-08-2012, 06:22 PM	#39 (permalink)
Jono Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Virat Kohli Posts: 47,477	PEWS (along with Silent Striker) is just never phased when he cops a ribbing on CW, particularly about statutory rape and what not. Just reply back with serious or vanilla comments. Amazing fellas the both of them. Definitely two of the bigger dangers to society. You can't hurt them!

15-08-2012, 03:47 AM	#42 (permalink)
benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,097	No tongues.

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