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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Because his girlfriends haven't aged a day since they met him?
    Dead people don't age. They simply decompose.
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

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    Based on information that has recently come into my possession regarding PEWS age I strongly suspect that my daughter may actually be older than he is, albeit only slightly, however this still means that all piss-taking regarding the age of his girlfriends is unfair

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    My relationship with PEWs has nothing to do with fair itbt. It's nasty, really nasty. And mean spirited.

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    I remember there was a time back in the day when Cribbage was talking on MSN with myself and former prolific CW'er Robertinho and he was convinced his mother was a jackal or some ****, and that he was Satan re-incarnated. All centred around him not having a mother on his birth certificate iirc. **** was bat**** crazy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    I remember there was a time back in the day when Cribbage was talking on MSN with myself and former prolific CW'er Robertinho and he was convinced his mother was a jackal or some ****, and that he was Satan re-incarnated. All centred around him not having a mother on his birth certificate iirc. **** was bat**** crazy.
    I can't believe you still think I was serious tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    Because his girlfriends haven't aged a day since they met him?
    I think he was implying I keep trading out for the new model, so to speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince EWS View Post
    I can't believe you still think I was serious tbh.
    Classic son of a jackal speaking there.

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    Hehe, PEWS taking lessons from Asad Rauf about trading for a newer model.

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    PEWS (along with Silent Striker) is just never phased when he cops a ribbing on CW, particularly about statutory rape and what not. Just reply back with serious or vanilla comments.

    Amazing fellas the both of them. Definitely two of the bigger dangers to society. You can't hurt them!

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    Could swear I wished him previously in the thread, looks not!

    Happy Belated Birthday ****. One of the very few guys I don't disagree fundamentally with every opinion espoused so must be a top poster. Great bloke too.
    Last edited by Teja.; 15-08-2012 at 03:09 AM.
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    It's because Teja is a ****, FTR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teja. View Post
    Could swear I wished him previously in the thread, looks not!
    I think you posted in the CricSim version of this thread, so I'll let you off.

    Thanks though.

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    No tongues.

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