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Old 13-06-2012, 06:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday GIMH

After a year which saw him banned for many months, this sad sack has dragged his miserable posting style back to the CW forum.

The question needs to be asked, in 2012, with CW a decade old, what possible use can it have for someone whose user name lauds a mediocre, never-was, imported England wicketkeeper?

This is a man who won't look at objective evidence, revels in the mediocrity of a mid-table finish for his third tier football team and who has Tory tendencies. He's as much use as a marzipan dildo.

Doesn't mind a drink though, and all-in-all isn't bad company.

For a Pom.

So, nothing more needs to be said, other than.....

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Old 13-06-2012, 06:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Get him banned again and it'll do everyone a favour.

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Old 13-06-2012, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 13-06-2012, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
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Old 14-06-2012, 12:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 14-06-2012, 12:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He probably wants to throw you into gaol for that post, Burgey
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Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

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Old 14-06-2012, 12:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Good bloke, for a plastic Scouse tory.

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Old 14-06-2012, 01:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 14-06-2012, 01:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Have a good one mate, and I promise I'll do my best not to mention John Barnes in any posts today

Oh **** I've just noticed what I did there

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Old 14-06-2012, 02:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 14-06-2012, 06:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 14-06-2012, 06:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 14-06-2012, 08:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Yup, much more likely. In any case, I will back [Insert Indian Random Batting Order] against Swann in India every day. If they win, it won't be on Swann's back - though he could be valuable to keep things tight and maybe a wicket or two.
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