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    Icon5 The Curious Case of F00ler

    Or FaaipDeOiad for those greenhorns out there.


    Something has never been quite right about this guy. Maybe it was his Redfern upbringing, or his disdain for slugs, but there's always been something a bit off.



    Exhibit A


    In a discussion with Messrs f00lins, sm00teh, myself et. al., f00ler once mentioned that he had the jowls of a one Ron Barassi, as shown in figure 1.0



    figure 1.0: The jowls of Barassi.

    This delightful anecdote was noted by the aforementioned.

    Now, shortly after this discussion, f00ler updated his CricketWeb avatar to a picture that had the word 'Minimalism' written in small font.

    We thought nothing of it.

    One night whilst watching the popular Australian sketch comedy show The Chaser's War on Everything, I noticed during a sketch something quite strange... watch for yourself

    Figure 1.1 shows a long haired hoodlum (f00ler has often said how much he despises hair cuts) with similar jowls to that illustrated in figure 1.0, as well as a shirt which was identical to his avatar at the time.



    Figure 1.1: itstl.


    f00ler, to this day, denies this appearance. Despite the evidence.



    Exhibit B

    f00ler's current posts per day:




    To be continued...
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    Pretty sure Julian Morrow hasn't been seen since that incident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc View Post
    Pretty sure Julian Morrow hasn't been seen since that incident.
    f00ler ate his thumbs with a side of potato salad iirc.

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    Where are you going with this, ****?
    I know a place where a royal flush
    Can never beat a pair


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    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad View Post
    Where are you going with this, ****?
    Going to see how it plays out itbt.

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    Though one feels I may end up in a Gulag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Though one feels I may end up in a Gulag.
    The authorities largely ignore my requests for gulag incarcerations, actually. Bit of a puzzler.

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    Should seal them in a drum and float them out to sea imo.


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    CW's been able to get it's hands on some of the newest, most revolutionary age generation technology to project an accurate portrait of Fuller in 50 years:



    Ground breaking.

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    And now a bit of light reading for everyone:

    Sean Fuller: Best Of

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    I found my old notepad document with awesome f00ler quotes the other day. This one my favourite:

    Sean wrote:
    Damn, Gelman isn't online.
    Sean wrote:
    Wanted to call him a ****.
    Sean wrote:
    Not sure what that says about me tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    I found my old notepad document with awesome f00ler quotes the other day. This one my favourite:



    One of many highlights, including his take on Hitler and an in-depth description of what salt can do to a soldier in the slug light infantry.
    You still got that image which irrefutably proves f00ler and f00lins are the same person?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    You still got that image which irrefutably proves f00ler and f00lins are the same person?
    I would do anything for love, but I won't do thattttttt....


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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    I would do anything for love, but I won't do thattttttt....

    There's just something off about this whole thing imo.

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    It certainly smells fishy. That could just be that I haven't showered today and I'm sitting cross-legged though.

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