Quote Originally Posted by four_or_six View Post

When I was little my older cousin told me I was too young to play with her my little ponies because if I swallowed a hair it would wrap around my heart and kill me. I've found them traumatising ever since.
I was just going to make a comment about getting a hair stuck in your throat, then I realised you weren't one of the male members of the forum.

I guess it could still work...