Your Favourite Spread?!

[wellAlbidarned]

I use hummus as a sandwich spread pretty regularly. Never plain though.

[zaremba]

Mrs z's love of Marmite (now shared by the little 'uns) means it's pretty much all I get to eat on my toast these days. I think this is also part of a clever plan on her part: the toxic breath that it gives me on a daily basis prevents me from befriending women who might be a threat to Mrs z. It's a plan which seems to have been highly effective, and indeed it is the only conceivable explanation for my total lack of success with other women, despite my extremely persistent and meticulously researched efforts in that regard.

[Agent Nationaux]

Keep up the effort Mr Z, you never know you might snare one who likes Marmite.

[Jono]

Hummus is a dip, not a spread.

May as well add salsa to the convo if we're talking hummus.

[ripper868]

Vegemite post hangover = win.

[GIMH]

Originally Posted by Jono

Hummus is a dip, not a spread.

May as well add salsa to the convo if we're talking hummus.

How has this **** not been banned yet? So sick of him

[vic_orthdox]

[Jono]

Haha, very good

[fredfertang]

Originally Posted by zaremba

Mrs z's love of Marmite (now shared by the little 'uns) means it's pretty much all I get to eat on my toast these days. I think this is also part of a clever plan on her part: the toxic breath that it gives me on a daily basis prevents me from befriending women who might be a threat to Mrs z. It's a plan which seems to have been highly effective, and indeed it is the only conceivable explanation for my total lack of success with other women, despite my extremely persistent and meticulously researched efforts in that regard.

Given your potency you should be grateful

[stephen]

Peanut butter + something. Either honey or banana usually, but jam on occasions.

[Nnanden]

Spreads go on carbs, carbs = death.

Enjoy your early graves!

[Shri]

A life without carbs ain't a life worth living.