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    Ive got a job:

    Yo friends iam gonna be player of a county ive got selected FOR lancashire iam very exciteddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    but it's lancashire
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

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    When do you fly out???

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    When do you fly out???


    What do you mean vic and you can see the updated squad of Lancashire very big thing for me.


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    But William Shatner isn't there.

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    Good work! What's your name? You better not be Sajid ****ing Mahmood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nufan View Post
    good work! What's your name? You better not be sajid mahmood!

    my real name is paul hortan

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    thought youd be able to spell your own name itstl
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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    thought youd be able to spell your own name itstl
    Quote Originally Posted by BMJ View Post
    Yo friends iam gonna be player of a county ive got selected FOR lancashire iam very exciteddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    This is what happens when you let them have internet access.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    This is what happens when you let them have internet access.

    Hey dont think iam talking white rash iam very serious.

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    Seriously challenged, in any event.

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    benchmark to interview

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    Hasn't Paul Horton been playing for Lancashire since 2003?
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