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Old 13-03-2012, 09:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ive got a job:

Yo friends iam gonna be player of a county ive got selected FOR lancashire iam very exciteddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 13-03-2012, 09:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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but it's lancashire
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Old 13-03-2012, 09:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 13-03-2012, 09:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What do you mean vic and you can see the updated squad of Lancashire very big thing for me.
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Old 13-03-2012, 10:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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But William Shatner isn't there.
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Old 13-03-2012, 10:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good work! What's your name? You better not be Sajid ****ing Mahmood!
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Old 13-03-2012, 10:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good work! What's your name? You better not be sajid mahmood!

my real name is paul hortan
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Old 13-03-2012, 10:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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thought youd be able to spell your own name itstl
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Old 14-03-2012, 04:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This is what happens when you let them have internet access.
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Old 14-03-2012, 04:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This is what happens when you let them have internet access.

Hey dont think iam talking white rash iam very serious.
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Old 14-03-2012, 04:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 14-03-2012, 01:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hasn't Paul Horton been playing for Lancashire since 2003?
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