Cricket Player Manager
Page 1 of 7 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 98

Thread: Stupid names to call your kids

  1. #1
    Spanish_Vicente sledger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Refreshingly Unconcerned With The Vulgar Exigencies Of Veracity
    Posts
    32,700

    Stupid names to call your kids

    Met someone called DeJulius today.

  2. #2
    Cricketer Of The Year Turbinator's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Toronto
    Posts
    7,558
    Pingu

  3. #3
    Global Moderator Teja.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    z
    Posts
    6,569
    English first names for Punjabis are usually all kinds of lullz.

    Know people named 'Sweety', 'Precious' and 'Lovely', I kid you not.

    It's their actual name again just ftr, not some joke pet name.
    Isnít it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Ė Douglas Adams



    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    The reason people don't cheer for India is nothing to do with them being number one

    It's because Teja is a ****, FTR

  4. #4
    Spanish_Vicente sledger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Refreshingly Unconcerned With The Vulgar Exigencies Of Veracity
    Posts
    32,700
    Yeah, have a few friends from China whose western names are things like "Cherry" and "Apple".


  5. #5
    Cricketer Of The Year SirBloody Idiot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Moving the hole in the o-zone layer
    Posts
    8,552
    Met a Chinese girl called Beauty and a guy called Zero.

  6. #6
    BARNES OUT dontcloseyoureyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    WILDCARD, BITCHES
    Posts
    28,507
    Didn't whatshisname and Paltrow call one of their devilspawn Apple?
    The one, the only CW Black
    Code:
    47.3 W Coppinger to Heads 
        Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, 
        miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!

  7. #7
    Hall of Fame Member Howe_zat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Top floor, bottom buzzer
    Posts
    16,786
    Don't so much mind the ones that are just "nice" words. I wouldn't call a kid something overly original myself, as a person has to introduce their name all the time and explaining it would get old after a while. But I don't think there's something inherently wrong with "Cherry" over some other plant that girls are typically named after.

    Blatantly making up words is probably where I draw the line. Still can't quite get over Troyzan.
    "Your averages, captain, coaches and players can probably survive incompetence over a relatively short series, so if youíre going to be rubbish, make sure itís against Pakistan, Sri Lanka, New Zealand or someone."

  8. #8
    Hall of Fame Member Howe_zat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Top floor, bottom buzzer
    Posts
    16,786
    Quote Originally Posted by SirBloody Idiot View Post
    Met a Chinese girl called Beauty and a guy called Zero.
    Hector Zeroni?

  9. #9
    Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Furball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    #banblocky
    Posts
    20,466
    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Don't so much mind the ones that are just "nice" words. I wouldn't call a kid something overly original myself, as a person has to introduce their name all the time and explaining it would get old after a while. But I don't think there's something inherently wrong with "Cherry" over some other plant that girls are typically named after.

    Blatantly making up words is probably where I draw the line. Still can't quite get over Troyzan.
    wat
    ​63*

  10. #10
    Virat Kohli (c) Jono's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    55,713
    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Blatantly making up words is probably where I draw the line
    New names have to start somewhere
    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.

  11. #11
    Request Your Custom Title Now! Spikey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    All Glory To The Nev
    Posts
    33,940
    benchmark00's name is literally benchmark00
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

    With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left

  12. #12
    Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Furball's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    #banblocky
    Posts
    20,466
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    benchmark00's name is literally benchmark00
    That's his surname. Usually answers to "that ****".

  13. #13
    International Coach Agent Nationaux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    10,020
    Some parents named their twins Benson and Hedges.

    Also it was in the paper that an Aussie (or was it Kiwi) couple named their daughter, "Thalula does the Hoola in Haiwai", or something like that.

  14. #14
    Spanish_Vicente sledger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Refreshingly Unconcerned With The Vulgar Exigencies Of Veracity
    Posts
    32,700
    The wrestler, Ultimate Warrior legally changed his name to Warrior so that he could sue the WWF over copyright issues iirc. What a guy.

  15. #15
    International Coach HeathDavisSpeed's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Rummaging through Iain O'Brien's dustbins.
    Posts
    14,635
    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Nationaux View Post
    Also it was in the paper that an Aussie (or was it Kiwi) couple named their daughter, "Thalula does the Hoola in Haiwai", or something like that.
    Nah, some Kiwi couple asked to name their daughter that, but the government ministry rejected it. Not that it makes it any better, mind.
    >>>>>>WHHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH>>>>>>
    Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
    Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
    Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
    Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.


    Vimes tells it how it is:
    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    Heath worryingly quick.

Page 1 of 7 123 ... LastLast


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. 10 Most Stupid Questions People Ask
    By Turbinator in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 80
    Last Post: 06-06-2007, 04:26 PM
  2. What would you call your kids?
    By Piper in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 83
    Last Post: 03-09-2005, 03:44 PM
  3. What to Call the Tenth Planet?
    By Scaly piscine in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 95
    Last Post: 24-08-2005, 09:13 PM
  4. By what name do you call Sudeep Popat?
    By yaju in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 01-07-2005, 11:40 PM
  5. Names
    By Richard in forum Off Topic
    Replies: 140
    Last Post: 10-12-2004, 04:39 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •