Story time

Craig · 14-11-2003, 05:06 PM

Ok here how it goes, I post a line, then the next person who replys, posts a line, and so on. Just type anything that pops into your mind and try to make it funny.

Ok here goes:

Once a duck walked dow a street...

marc71178 · 14-11-2003, 05:24 PM

* remembers last time this was tried and how quickly it quickly it got out of hand *

And he met a man called Fred...

Mr Mxyzptlk · 14-11-2003, 05:44 PM

...who was out walking his pet pumpkin...

luckyeddie · 14-11-2003, 05:56 PM

The pair took a turn for the worse...

Mr Mxyzptlk · 14-11-2003, 06:24 PM

...because the duck, named Jayaprakash (Jay for short), never could turn left. As a result, they turned right instead and were amazed to see...

Craig · 14-11-2003, 06:45 PM

a dog that moo...

Jamee999 · 15-11-2003, 12:16 AM

ved with it's 5 legs

Cloete · 15-11-2003, 01:18 AM

the fifth of course being it's tail which was...

gibbsnsmith · 15-11-2003, 02:06 AM

...in a straight curve pointing towards its...

Mr Mxyzptlk · 15-11-2003, 03:24 AM

...Fred. Fascinated by the dog's crooked tail...

luckyeddie · 15-11-2003, 03:46 AM

the party said "I really wish......"

Just then, the Djinn from "Inzy and the Magic Balti" appeared and said

Mr Mxyzptlk · 15-11-2003, 04:10 AM

... here I am promoting DD's column. You each have 3.5 wishes. Elated, Jay announced...

marc71178 · 15-11-2003, 06:11 AM

"I'm a big hairy...

Jamee999 · 15-11-2003, 06:45 AM

dog who wants to eat DD

Mr Mxyzptlk · 15-11-2003, 07:18 AM

... but Fred reminded Jay that he is a duck not a dog...

14-11-2003, 05:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
marc71178 Eyes not spreadsheets Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: England Posts: 56,333	* remembers last time this was tried and how quickly it quickly it got out of hand * And he met a man called Fred... __________________ marc71178 - President and founding member of AAAS - we don't only appreciate when he does well, but also when he's not quite so good! Anyone want to join the Society? Beware the evils of Kit-Kats - they're immoral apparently.

14-11-2003, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	...who was out walking his pet pumpkin... __________________ Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend." The Blog The Portfolio The...er...Twitter

14-11-2003, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
luckyeddie Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Derby, England Posts: 17,617	The pair took a turn for the worse... __________________ Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

15-11-2003, 12:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,065	ved with it's 5 legs __________________ Or something. RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006

15-11-2003, 01:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cloete International Captain Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Suncorp Stadium Posts: 7,004	the fifth of course being it's tail which was... __________________ CWXI Regular - Member of CW Black Blacks ftw

14-11-2003, 06:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	...because the duck, named Jayaprakash (Jay for short), never could turn left. As a result, they turned right instead and were amazed to see...

14-11-2003, 06:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Craig World Traveller Join Date: May 2003 Location: Super Happy Fun Sugar Lollipop Land! Posts: 34,131	a dog that moo...

15-11-2003, 02:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
gibbsnsmith State Vice-Captain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: London/Kent Border Posts: 1,205	...in a straight curve pointing towards its... __________________ *The Memory You Deny*

15-11-2003, 03:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	...Fred. Fascinated by the dog's crooked tail...

15-11-2003, 03:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
luckyeddie Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Derby, England Posts: 17,617	the party said "I really wish......" Just then, the Djinn from "Inzy and the Magic Balti" appeared and said

15-11-2003, 04:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	... here I am promoting DD's column. You each have 3.5 wishes. Elated, Jay announced...

15-11-2003, 06:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
marc71178 Eyes not spreadsheets Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: England Posts: 56,333	"I'm a big hairy...

15-11-2003, 06:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jamee999 Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Leicestershire, UK Posts: 15,065	dog who wants to eat DD

15-11-2003, 07:18 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mr Mxyzptlk Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Trinidad and Tobago (Trinidad) Posts: 36,795	... but Fred reminded Jay that he is a duck not a dog...

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