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    Story time

    Ok here how it goes, I post a line, then the next person who replys, posts a line, and so on. Just type anything that pops into your mind and try to make it funny.

    Ok here goes:

    Once a duck walked dow a street...
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    Bradman never had to face quicks like Sharma and Irfan Pathan. He wouldn't of lasted a ball against those 2, not to mention a spinner like Sehwag.

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    * remembers last time this was tried and how quickly it quickly it got out of hand *

    And he met a man called Fred...
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    ...who was out walking his pet pumpkin...
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    The pair took a turn for the worse...
    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men


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    ...because the duck, named Jayaprakash (Jay for short), never could turn left. As a result, they turned right instead and were amazed to see...

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    a dog that moo...

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    ved with it's 5 legs
    Or something.

    RIP Fardin Qayyumi (AKA "cricket player"; "Bob"), 1/11/1990 - 15/4/2006

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    the fifth of course being it's tail which was...
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    ...in a straight curve pointing towards its...

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    ...Fred. Fascinated by the dog's crooked tail...

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    the party said "I really wish......"

    Just then, the Djinn from "Inzy and the Magic Balti" appeared and said

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    ... here I am promoting DD's column. You each have 3.5 wishes. Elated, Jay announced...

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    "I'm a big hairy...

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    dog who wants to eat DD

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    ... but Fred reminded Jay that he is a duck not a dog...

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