Don't really remember any of these apart from Kidney Trouble
Man, Blood Feud got slept on:
Homer: Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of make-believe. With flowers and bells and leprechauns, and magic frogs with funny little hats.
Bart: Yeah, Mom. We got hosed!
Homer: Bart, I'm not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy's life, he showers you with riches. Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get rich?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.
[outside on the steps of the post office] Great plan, Bart.
Mr. Burns: I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.
Marge Simpson: We got exactly what we wanted out of this: we gave an old man a second chance.
Homer: I promised my boy one simple thing: lots of riches. And that man broke my promise!
Bart: They always told me I was gonna destroy the family, but I never really believed it.
Lisa: That's okay, Bart. Nobody really believed it. We were just trying to scare you.
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I'd like more than 4 votes, ****s.
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homer the heretic
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homer the heretic
Man first time watching heretic stunned me. Never knew religion was so big until then.
ATG Test XI
1. J.B Hobbs 2. H. Sutcliffe 3. D.G Bradman 4. S.R Tendulkar 5. W.R Hammond 6. G.S Sobers 7. A.C Gilchrist 8. Richard Hadlee 9. M.D Marshall 10. S.K Warne 11. G.D McGrath
Black Widower and Homer the Heretic easily win.
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Meh, the eps where Lisa goes on a moral crusade are usually toilet and, unfortunately for them, they're coming up against the Shari Bobbins ep so that wins by streets.
The second battle I find much more difficult but I'm giving it to The Twisted World of Marge Simpson for the Yakuza bit alone.
The Yakuza bit was good but how can you go past playing a jug? And 'dig up, stupid!' is classic.
Homer the Vigilante
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I do love the sarcasm detector, but it has to be Shari Bobbins .
For me, it's Homer the vigilante fairly comfortably in the second battle.
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Shari Bobbins a clear winner for the first battle
second is tough, sending our love down the well and stings cameo highlights in radio bart, the Yakuza bit is classic but I reckon Homer the Vigilante takes this one
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Shari Bobbins in the first; Charlie Bronson on the Andy Griffith Show is pure, liquid genius.
"Where's Otis? He's not in his cell."
"I shot him."
"Well that's... what?!"
"And now, I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It Shop. To fix Emmett."
"The south shall come again!"
"Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude. What do you do? What DO you do?"
"I make you read every article in that magazine, including Norman Mailer's latest clap-trap about his waning libido."
"Shari Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her"
"It's good to see you, Willie."
"That's not what you said the first time you saw me!"
Homer The Vigilante in the second. "Dig up, stupid." might be the most quoted Simpsons' line, but there's lots of other gold there too:
"Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance."
"Curse you, magic beans!"
"Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?"
"Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that."
"I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?"
"Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."
" Well, touche."
"You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school."
"Gee, I really hate to spoil this little love-in, but Malloy broke the law. And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail."
"Uh, that reminds me, er, here's your monthly kickback."
"You just...you couldn't have picked a worse time."
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