See my vest, oh man so good.
Streetcar Named Desire and Planet of the Apes parodies come into contention IMO.
RIP Craig Walsh (Craig) 1985-2012
Proudly supporting the #2 cricketer of all time.
King of the Hill
"it's time for the church picnic."
"What? They had a picnic last week."
"No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church!"
"If God didn't want us to eat in church, he'd have made gluttony a sin."
"So what will it be Mr. Homer? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?"
"Don't you have anything healthy here?"
"Oh, well, we do have some low-salt candy bars and some reduced fat soda, and our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free."
"Brad, a word? New angle: Joe Schlub eats Powersauce bar, becomes world's mightiest man."
"It's believable. That's what I like about it."
"And when he reaches the top, Mr. Simpson here will plant this Powersauce flag as an eternal symbol of man's contempt for nature. Wait. Is "contempt" the word I want here?"
"Has anyone mentioned that Homer doesn't know anything about mountain climbing and that this is all crazy?"
"Well, yes. A number of people."
"Well, goodbye everyone. Don't touch my stuff."
"Dad, wait. You're not risking your life just to impress me, are you?"
"Woah, cool. Now get going. Chop, chop!"
"Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers!"
"Hey, Deng Xiaoping died."
"Last entry: 'I have mountaineered to the utmost but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk, Abe Simpson stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm.' Ew, Dad! 'Tell my beloved wife my last thoughts were of her...blinding and torturing Abe Simpson. Cheerio.'"
"Family to Dad. Family to Dad. Come in, Dad."
" Uh, I'm pretty sure he's dead, little girl. Here: have a Powersauce bar.It's on the house."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The committee discussed the issue of illegal bowling actions, and believed that there are a number of bowlers currently employing suspect actions in international cricket, and that the ICC's reporting and testing procedures are not adequately scrutinising these bowlers."
- Even the ICC's own official press release thinks things must change
the subplot in A Streetcar Named Marge gets it over the line
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
Following the episode, the Ayn Rand Society called Groening to say they were amazed at the references to Rand. They also asked him if the show was making fun of them.
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
King of the Hill
The burlesque house song deserves a mention.
"Why Joseph I had no idea"
"Come on now; you were working here"
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